I Think....

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... I have no idea how that bruise got there...

I would've had to be hung upside down by one leg and slammed up against the pointy edge of a Koontz piece, at random intervals over a prolonged period of time.

That, or i fell off the bed in my drunken sleep onto the spiked 5inch heel of the boots i wore last night.

But please, I'm not that clumsy, must've been the upside down contemporary art thing.
 
... I have no idea how that bruise got there...

I would've had to be hung upside down by one leg and slammed up against the pointy edge of a Koontz piece, at random intervals over a prolonged period of time.

That, or i fell off the bed in my drunken sleep onto the spiked 5inch heel of the boots i wore last night.

But please, I'm not that clumsy, must've been the upside down contemporary art thing.

I think that sounds contempory, artistic and quite erotic.
 
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