I Think....

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asian_princess said:
... whatever vestiges of my innocence I had, have now been lost :(


*sniffs* goodbye, innocence... i shall miss you. be sure to send my regards to my dignity, virtue and morals should you see them on your travels... :eek: :eek:


... also, my car keys :D


Bad gwacie, bad!!!!!!!

*aims at the gwaciebutt with a phallipop launcher*

I think . . . I'm dyin' of laughter . . . and snorts . . . Ouch!! *rubs my heinie* Careful with those!!! Phallipops are made to eat not to . . . ohhh . . . *blushes and runs out*
 
Gracie29 said:
I think . . . I'm dyin' of laughter . . . and snorts . . . Ouch!! *rubs my heinie* Careful with those!!! Phallipops are made to eat not to . . . ohhh . . . *blushes and runs out*
eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!

first you corrupt me! now the poor phallipop!!!

I'm reporting you!

*ring ring*

"hello...is this pervy corruptors crime stoppers? i would like to report an offender"
 
asian_princess said:
eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!

first you corrupt me! now the poor phallipop!!!

I'm reporting you!

*ring ring*

"hello...is this pervy corruptors crime stoppers? i would like to report an offender"

Oh, Appysnort . . . anything named Phallipop cannot possibly be more corrupted than it already is. *shakes head sadly* As for corrupting you? *falls off bed snorting* (I love you :D)
 
Gracie29 said:
Oh, Appysnort . . . anything named Phallipop cannot possibly be more corrupted than it already is. *shakes head sadly* As for corrupting you? *falls off bed snorting* (I love you :D)
I find your amusement at the thought of corrupting me offensive.
You should take more care to conserve what natural innocent beings there are left in this world... *busies self rearranging my toys into order of size*

*looks up again*

... not that I mind you flashing me as you fall off the bed.

Must be laundry day. Not that the pink fluro pink lepard skin thong isn't ever so alluring on you, my Cracie :D
 
asian_princess said:
I find your amusement at the thought of corrupting me offensive.
You should take more care to conserve what natural innocent beings there are left in this world... *busies self rearranging my toys into order of size*

*looks up again*

... not that I mind you flashing me as you fall off the bed.

Must be laundry day. Not that the pink fluro pink lepard skin thong isn't ever so alluring on you, my Cracie :D

I think . . . that anyone *coughs* Appysnort *coughs* who pushes me off the bed with a camera in hand just so she can take a pic of my much coveted leopard skin thong . . . doesn't have the right to be offended at the 999, 999th loss of her innocence. *nods*
 
Gracie29 said:
I think . . . that anyone *coughs* Appysnort *coughs* who pushes me off the bed with a camera in hand just so she can take a pic of my much coveted leopard skin thong . . . doesn't have the right to be offended at the 999, 999th loss of her innocence. *nods*

It wasn't a camera! :confused:

It was my phone!!!!

and I took it out to call for help!!!!

And it just seemed right to turn it onto the video mode so they could see the injury...and who else should I have called if not the adult toy shop?! they're the only ones open at this time!!!!

*sniffs and mumbles to self*

that's the last time I do a good deed :(

And ahem... if you will be so kind as to lend me your ACCUSATORY ear for a moment.

*takes out the "Loss of Innocence Guide Lines" and reads*

Regardless of the amount of times an "innocence losing" activity is committed within a 24 hour period, it shall only count as 1 (one) in the overall tally of innocence losingness.

So there *sticky tongue outty face*

oh yeah. that's right. i used the "so there *sticky tonguey outty face* defense.

You're doomed now :p
 
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Gracie29 said:
I think . . . everyone loves my snorts more than they love me. *nods* :cool:


*wipes a snort off my sleeve*....don't count on that....... :p ;)
 
I think that I think too much and if I got started on some of the things that I think about...we'd be here for a while.
 
Gracie29 said:
I think certain people are tryin' to make poor Gracie sound like a perv!


I think it must be all that background buzzing when they call you...........
 
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