MidnightVixen
"Flirtaholic "
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I think the same thing here.. I live in a swamp now 
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I think I'll send Garybear a dictionary so that when he tries to get in trouble with the ladies he can at least spell HAREM correctly.sirgary said:...I think I will start an expanded harum...<ducks from flying potwear>
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...LOL...my spelling denotes the intelligence of making such a unwise posting...SecretLove69 said:I think I'll send Garybear a dictionary so that when he tries to get in trouble with the ladies he can at least spell HAREM correctly.![]()
(hmmm "flying potwear" - ohhh you male chauvinists are soooooo funny - buckshot flies so much better than kitchen utensils)![]()
......oh THAT's where my *yawn* went...sowwy. It wanders off on its own sometimessirgary said:...LOL...my spelling denotes the intelligence of making such a unwise posting...
Buckshot?...now sweetie, it's bad enough women vote...but using firearms just isn't ladylike....Martha Stewart has never done a show about locking and loading, thank God...<smile>...
...as for a harem <see, I can learn> I will see how many thousands of offers I get before I finaly decide...so far I have gotten a "yawn" and a "in your dreams, buddy"....things are looking up...<grin>
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...nice thing about a "yawn"...it is the perfect shape for the mouth given different circumstances...asian_princess said:...oh THAT's where my *yawn* went...sowwy. It wanders off on its own sometimes![]()
...MercyMia said:I think I'll finally get to practice yoga outdoors.![]()
my yawns bare teethsirgary said:...nice thing about a "yawn"...it is the perfect shape for the mouth given different circumstances...
...if this is your "yawn", finders keepers...<sticks out tongue>...
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...and I want that Crvy story when your done....or I'm telling Mom on you...
still wanna use it for other circumstances?
...Darn teeth....darn Crvies....<pout>...asian_princess said:my yawns bare teethstill wanna use it for other circumstances?
*quickly grasps hold of tongue*
bad sirgarysugarykins, bad!
*pours some birght blue sherbet on it and lets go*
now i'll know where your tongue's been![]()
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and nopes, Crvy said... no story or boobies for Sirgary.
...hey. watch where you're sticking thatsirgary said:...Darn teeth....darn Crvies....<pout>...
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... you'll stain my sheets 
...with all the pastels, no one will notice....besides....<yummy>...taste pretty good...like pizza....asian_princess said:hey. watch where you're sticking that![]()
... you'll stain my sheets
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sirgary said:...LOL...my spelling denotes the intelligence of making such a unwise posting...
Buckshot?...now sweetie, it's bad enough women vote...but using firearms just isn't ladylike....Martha Stewart has never done a show about locking and loading, thank God...<smile>...
...as for a harem <see, I can learn> I will see how many thousands of offers I get before I finaly decide...so far I have gotten a "yawn" and a "in your dreams, buddy"....things are looking up...<grin>
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Morrigu said:I think Mia, I would love to join you![]()
Please be at Nusa Dua beach on Friday just before dawn, say 5:30? MercyMia said:A couple rounds of the sun salutations in slow motion?Please be at Nusa Dua beach on Friday just before dawn, say 5:30?
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And yet - you keep returning for more and seemingly inviting abuse to be heaped upon you. Interesting a masochistic misogynist.sirgary said:...LOL...my spelling denotes the intelligence of making such a unwise posting......
Hmm don't actually remember saying I was a lady - guess that would explain my Sharp Shooter trophies and my Range Master pin and my Firearms Instructor Certification.sirgary said:Buckshot?...now sweetie, it's bad enough women vote...but using firearms just isn't ladylike....Martha Stewart has never done a show about locking and loading, thank God...<smile>.........
Me thinks you will have better luck developing a collection of dust bunnies on the head of your cock rather than a collection of women.sirgary said:...as for a harem <see, I can learn> I will see how many thousands of offers I get before I finaly decide...so far I have gotten a "yawn" and a "in your dreams, buddy"....things are looking up...<grin>
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It might if we fire it at his head and then sit him down and read it to him.cyikac1986 said:...don't think a dictionary will help him...

SecretLove69 said:And yet - you keep returning for more and seemingly inviting abuse to be heaped upon you. Interesting a masochistic misogynist.
Hmm don't actually remember saying I was a lady - guess that would explain my Sharp Shooter trophies and my Range Master pin and my Firearms Instructor Certification.
I usually make it a habit to aim for center mass but in your case I just might make an exception and go for the much smaller target between your legs.![]()
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Me thinks you will have better luck developing a collection of dust bunnies on the head of your cock rather than a collection of women.![]()
It might if we fire it at his head and then sit him down and read it to him.
My my my - I'm feeling feisty today. Maybe if I put on my apron, high heels and a garter belt and go mix up a batch of muffins while chained to the stove and all barefoot and preggers I'll feel more like the delicate flower my twin X chromosomes want me to be. YEAH RIGHT!!!!![]()
...as a holder of a few NRA sharpshooters medals myself, I appreciate your achievements...whew....don't aim lower...one of those things is a leg and I need them to run...SecretLove69 said:And yet - you keep returning for more and seemingly inviting abuse to be heaped upon you. Interesting a masochistic misogynist.
Hmm don't actually remember saying I was a lady - guess that would explain my Sharp Shooter trophies and my Range Master pin and my Firearms Instructor Certification.
I usually make it a habit to aim for center mass but in your case I just might make an exception and go for the much smaller target between your legs.![]()
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Me thinks you will have better luck developing a collection of dust bunnies on the head of your cock rather than a collection of women.![]()
It might if we fire it at his head and then sit him down and read it to him.
My my my - I'm feeling feisty today. Maybe if I put on my apron, high heels and a garter belt and go mix up a batch of muffins while chained to the stove and all barefoot and preggers I'll feel more like the delicate flower my twin X chromosomes want me to be. YEAH RIGHT!!!!![]()

..bet you would...Morrigu said:I think I wouldn't know a lie-in if it bit my bottom.........................
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