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I think I'd like to be a mailman...

A mailman with a package to deliver knocks on Mrs. Jones door. She invites him in and leads him to the bedroom where she proceeds to fuck his brains out.

After they’ve finished fucking she gives him a dollar and invites him to the kitchen where she cooks him a big breakfast – bacon, eggs, biscuits, and gravy.

As the mailman gets up to leave he says to Mrs. Jones, “what’s going on here?”

She replies, “I asked my husband what I should give the mailman for Christmas and he said, screw him, give him a dollar. Breakfast was my idea.”
 
I think I'd like to be a mailman...

A mailman with a package to deliver knocks on Mrs. Jones door. She invites him in and leads him to the bedroom where she proceeds to fuck his brains out.

After they’ve finished fucking she gives him a dollar and invites him to the kitchen where she cooks him a big breakfast – bacon, eggs, biscuits, and gravy.

As the mailman gets up to leave he says to Mrs. Jones, “what’s going on here?”

She replies, “I asked my husband what I should give the mailman for Christmas and he said, screw him, give him a dollar. Breakfast was my idea.”

hehehehe

On another hand ...

I think that's the most ridiculious profile I've ever read.
 
i think eating 125oz of prime rib is insane.

i think my left ventricle just closed watching that segment.
 
I think it still stings just a little. I think it will always sting just a little.

I think it's okay...b/c if it didn't sting, it would mean I was done caring.

I think that my pies turned out really good. I think I should start making pies more.

I think I need to play catch up on my movies.........I think then I would get some of the references. haha.

I think that this game is crazy. GO Pats. :)
 
I think that as nice as it has been to be away and catch up with some great friends I can't wait to get home tonight...

I think that I'm unsure our friendship will survive that little tantrum...
 
I think I'm starting to get to grips with those who bend the truth a whole lot in their av and profile pics. Bend the truth is an understatement in some cases.
 
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