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I think asking "How do you feel?" after someone wins the championship or the lottery might be the MENSA question of the century....
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I think asking "How do you feel?" after someone wins the championship or the lottery might be the MENSA question of the century....
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Or the same question when a young boy has just gunned down several students.... My answer would be to look the reporter in the eye and say very clearly... "I feel like choking you for asking such an ignorant, ill times question"
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I think people that knock on my door and ask me if I have been saved are ALMOST but not as quite annoying as people on an erotic posting board doing the same. Just give me the #2 pencil and a pamphlet and let me get back to the game.
Well, fwiw, the guys at your door are genuine about it... or don't stick around long enough to show their inconsistencies.
How you feeling, clowns? All better yet?
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95% thank you. I question just how sincere. They ride schwinns for crying out loud. You will think Jesus would upgrade them to a car and tell them that it can be casual Sundays and drop the tie every now and then
Well, they must get the outfits in bulk...which makes finding an appropriately sized suit quite a pain in the ass. (If it's the wrong size, it truly is a pain in the ass
). So, they don't wanna change outfits for fear of getting an ill fitting one.IhateClowns
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Well, they must get the outfits in bulk...which makes finding an appropriately sized suit quite a pain in the ass. (If it's the wrong size, it truly is a pain in the ass
Thank God he at least gave them banana seats and cobble stone streets so they could at least have a slight idea of what they might be missing out on..
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You mean...being pounded in prison?
In other news- what's the 5% gonna entail?
getting back into running shape...I shouldn't be double over after a couple of miles....plus I will never be at 100% because I am that ignorant guy whos eems to think he can always do better...
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I think if you had more time on here and I had less interruptions, well..............
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I think if you had more time on here and I had less interruptions, well..............
I think I like how your mind works.
Pain is weakness leaving the body, or the body leaving an urgent message that it needs urgent medical attention. But how to tell which is which?
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I think ...
Well I think you're an asshole
*shrugs*
Well I think you're an asshole
*shrugs*
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I think I could never ever think that about you ...
Whew....My tummy started to hurt...
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*leg starts kicking ferociously*
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*kisses the top of your head*
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*knocks you unconscious* My leg is kicking ferociously...wait...which head we talking about???????????
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Which one do you wanna talk about?
I don't care really...A kiss on the head from Ms. Texas is a guarantee for well a kiss on the head for one....
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