newbiebabe
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I think Richard Hatch has had too many 15 minutes of fame. Geez already!
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i think gasoling will hit $6/gallon by next year if not this year.

*laughs and tickles the little piggy's belly*
You realise the rest of the world WISHES they were only paying this much?![]()
Yes, I do....but it still doesn't make me feel any better....lol

*giggles*
Ok...how 'bout this then...
*ties a row of pots and pans to your piggy tail and chases you around*
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Why do i have to have pots and pans tied to my tail?...Are you scared you can't catch me?
Haha, that one's on you not me!
I think it's not me you're smelling it's YOU.
Smelly pants.
I'm giving my new toy a handjob. I'll beat this, you just watch!
I'm trying, but well, you know...without my magnifying glass you're a little...hard... to beat.
I think I'd like to be Appy's toy right about now.![]()

I'm trying, but well, you know...without my magnifying glass you're a little...hard... to beat.
I think that I'd plug a charger into your butt anytime, Heartbreaker
You two aren't helping!! I'm trying to educate myself here!
*hands slides slickly up and down...* Like this?![]()

I think Graciesnort totally made her post in here AFTER I griped at her in the FUCK thread, but used her witchy snorty powers to make it look like it was before cos she knew I was busy trying to flirt with Rune and Heartbreaker.
I think I miss her already, her and her witchy snorty powers.
I think she did it on purpose cos I want to tell her about my new TMI toy.
I think...poor cops.![]()

I think I have no witchy snorty powers and it was posted before you griped at me, bitchardo! Snort!
I think *sniffles* I'm in Appysnort withdrawal and people are paying for it.
I think maybe yahoo is trying to protect me
I think ... you feel sorry for him now? Just wait til 3 a.m.![]()
I think I have no witchy snorty powers and it was posted before you griped at me, bitchardo! Snort!
I think *sniffles* I'm in Appysnort withdrawal and people are paying for it.
I think maybe yahoo is trying to protect me
I think ... you feel sorry for him now? Just wait til 3 a.m.![]()


I think he will be very happy at 3 a.m.....lol

I think it's time you owned up to them!! How else can you explain how it happened?!
I think I don't wanna know what you stabbed me with that you're now withdrawing.
I think yahoo is trying to protect ME
I think I don't feel sorry for him. Cos that last post was on the record and this one is not
I think I have a funny story to tell you about me, an adultstore, doorbell ringer, a cricket and a busload of nuns.![]()

I'm trying, but well, you know...without my magnifying glass you're a little...hard... to beat.
I think I'll tell him you said it was ok to wake him up on his night off![]()