Peaches1990
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I think this evening is going to be a blast, that lingers for a day or two......
Agreed! Bring it on, ima ready!
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Agreed! Bring it on, ima ready!
janeyl
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I think that some of us are all of those things already...just not with you Ravi
Happy New Year
Peaches1990
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I think that some of us are all of those things already...just not with you Ravi
Happy New Year
I think I LOLd
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I think that some of us are all of those things already...just not with you Ravi
Happy New Year
LOL well said dear.
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I think this headache better go away very quickly.
I got things to do, people to meet and places to go!!!
I got things to do, people to meet and places to go!!!
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I think the dogs going ape shit when I got home last night was the nicest welcome home gift I could have received. Now if they would stop pissing on my feet at th same time all would be perfect
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I think that some of us are all of those things already...just not with you Ravi
Happy New Year
I think this is fucking hilarious!
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I think I'm getting way too spoiled with all this time off.
I think even though I'm worried about being spoiled now, I'm READY for my Keys vacation next month.
Get over here so the spoiling can begin
Get over here so the spoiling can begin
Oh, oh, oh!
I think I'd better run instead of walk over there if that's the case.
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Oh, oh, oh!
I think I'd better run instead of walk over there if that's the case.
You heard huh? I took the pill 2 hours ago and the advertisement says will last up to 4 hours, but not over 4 hours or we have to call 911 and get to the clinic quickly..so hurry
It's ok, I'll bring the number of the best urologist I can find for you. We can make the best of the next two hours and if it lasts longer, well you'll just have to grit your teeth and bear it.
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You grit them huh? You do like it rough...I will start gritting now then....praying I don't get lock jaw
Great, so you're saying I need to bring the number of an oral surgeon as well? You are very high maintenance, this has better be worth it.
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If you have never had the lovin of a pill induced hard on that makes my junk go from 3 1/2 inches to 3 2/3's inch then you haven't had lovin. Make sure your cervix is ready for battle
It's alright, I don't have a cervix anymore. But with that much power I bet you can make me remember the time when I did. I'll make sure to bring lots of lube so there will be no problems.
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and a shoe horn just in case
I will add "cobbler materials" to my list. And probably some pain pills for the recovery when you're done.
I'm not sure if they'd be for you or for me though.
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Oh they will be for you dear. I like to just blindly hump away. So there may be some hip and thigh bruising as well...
By the way I just love the term HUMP..not sure why but alas I do
Emerald_Lilly
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I think I need to take a nap or I will not be able to make it to midnight tonight.
So I'm thinking that I might as well just wear my hockey equipment. I mean, if you're going to punish me with that large member of yours I had better be protected. I hope that turns you on, all that safety equipment. On the plus side, when I wear my face shield I can't bite you.
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So it kinda works both ways huh? Well i am not sure how sexy it is going to be but for safety purposes I suppose. Oh and do me a favor and heat it up a bit at first. I hate it when I rub up against something cold when I am nude. Does no good for Little IHC either.
Oh, I'll warm it up first, I'll go out and play a few pick up games and be all sweaty and warm for you. Mmmmm, nothing hotter than a sweaty hockey player.
I'd hate for you to shrink up at the cold atmosphere, I mean I realize that your sheer girth would make up for it, but it's a very important thing to think about.
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Oh, I'll warm it up first, I'll go out and play a few pick up games and be all sweaty and warm for you. Mmmmm, nothing hotter than a sweaty hockey player.
I'd hate for you to shrink up at the cold atmosphere, I mean I realize that your sheer girth would make up for it, but it's a very important thing to think about.
You are too kind..thank you for thinking of me first..I will be the Ben Gay
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