I think we should all UNTIE!!

[Laurel]

We should all walk around with loose tennies.

 

[Pyper]

Laurel shouldn't be promoting such hazardous behavior on a children's website.

Wait, this isn't a children's website? Where am I? What's going on?

 

[Sillyman]

I can't tie shoes. I'm a fuckup.

 

[Rhys]

I'm a velcro man myself

 

[ApplesMcgee]

already there

Mine tennies get loose easily anyway

PowrDragn

 

[Laurel]

Holy crap. Velcro shoes. They were supposed to be the end of civilization, according to my grandma. Somehow, if children no longer had to learn to tie their shoes, society would be heading toward another dark age.

There's new shoes that have some sort of pull thingy contraption that make it so you don't have to tie em.

Run with scissors, kids!! Play in the freeway!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

But then those plastic thingies at the ends of the laces would get all dirty. How annoying. I wanna double knot!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Laurel shouldn't be promoting such hazardous behavior on a children's website.

Wait, this isn't a children's website? Where am I? What's going on?

I wonder how many children were created because of this web site?

 

[glamorilla]

mmm.

i love coming undone.

 

[phrodeau]

UNTIE!! All who wear string bikinis!

 

[chromefreak]

We should all walk around with loose tennies.

RUN-DMC was doing that back in the 80's.

Artist: Run-D.M.C.
Album: Raising Hell
Song: My Adidas
Typed by: OHHLA.com

My Adidas
walk through concert doors
and roam all over coliseum floors
I stepped on stage, at Live Aid
All the people gave an applause that paid
And out of speakers I did speak
I wore my sneakers but I'm not a sneak
My Adidas cuts the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my Adidas and me both askin P
we make a good team my Adidas and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My Adidas..
My Adidas..
My Adidas

standin on 2 Fifth St.
funky fresh and yes cold on my feet
with no shoe string in em, I did not win em
I bought em off the Ave with the tags still in em
I like to sport em that's why I bought em
a sucker tried to steal em so I caught em and I thwart em
and I walk down the street and I bop to the beat
with Lee on my legs and adidas on my feet
and now I just standin here shooting the gif
me and D and my Adidas standing on 2 Fifth
My Adidas..
My Adidas..

Now
me and my Adidas do the illest things
we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings
we slay all suckers who perpetrate
and lay down law from state to state
we travel on gravel, drit road or street
I wear my Adidas when I rock the beat
on stage front page every show I go
it's Adidas on my feet high top or low
My Adidas..
My Adidas..

Now the Adidas I possess for one man is rare
myself homeboy got 50 pair
got blue and black cause I like to chill
and yellow and green when it's time to get ill
got a pair that I wear when I'm playin ball
with the heel inside make me 10 feet tall
my Adidas only bring good news
and they are not used as selling shoes
they're black and white, white with black stripe
the ones I like to wear when I rock the mic
on the strength of our famous university
we took the beat from the street and put it on TV
my Adidas are seen on the movie screen
Hollywood knows we're good if you know what I mean
we started in the alley, now we chill in Cali
and I won't trade my Adidas for a ??
My Adidas..

And as they said in their 1993 song "Down With Tha King"

"Remember the faces, from all types of places, Look Ma, No shoelaces"

 

[calypso_21]

We should all walk around with loose tennies.

You are so cute!! I still have a bottle to spin....

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by Private Vasquez
But then those plastic thingies at the ends of the laces would get all dirty. How annoying. I wanna double knot!

Hey! I'm offering a free Literotica membership for the first one to provide the name for that little plastic thingy.

(Can I do that Laurel? )

 

[teddybear4play]

I can't tie shoes. I'm a fuckup.

I can't tie them the "right" way, either. I just make two loops and then knot them. Works just as well.

TB4p

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

First you make the rabbit hole............ then the bunny runs around the hole.............. wait, which way does the bunny run? Why can't the bunny just go in? Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!

Better yet, just wear those flip-floppy thingies.
Or no shoes at all.

Disorder into chaos!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I can't tie shoes. I'm a fuckup.

What are shoes?

 

[TWB]

Dyslexics of the world untie!

-Gary Larson

 

[Guest]

 

[Ayaka]

No, you.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ayaka]

Hello, Ayaka

Long time, no post.

Still smoking, I see

LOL you know it's bad for your health

It's a sexy pose, wish I could do it in real life

 

[Guest]

 

[Ayaka]

All the best things in life are.

*sigh*

So true but don't quote me

By the way, I love your AV but are you peeing?

 

[Guest]

 

[Ayaka]

Nope, looking for my tampon.

I know it's here somewhere

LOL I'm here if you need me.
Toxic syndrome is a bitch!