I think there's something wrong with me...

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

If you were in your own house and you still had your clothes on, I'm not impressed.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Bad porn.

 

[MGurkus]

OMG, there is definitely something wrong with you, get to the doctor quick!

Oh, and about the OP, there is nothing wrong with falling asleep sitting up in a chair, you're fine.

 

[eric60red]

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

I used to do it often in my office

 

[GimpyIntellect]

If you were in your own house and you still had your clothes on, I'm not impressed.

It was rather unimpressive.

I didn't even wake up fondling myself!

Bad porn.

It was interracial.

You know, to go with today's Charlotte theme.

OMG, there is definitely something wrong with you, get to the doctor quick!

Oh, and about the OP, there is nothing wrong with falling asleep sitting up in a chair, you're fine.

I'll make an appointment soon.

Oh, wait. Just read your second sentence. Thank God.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I used to do it often in my office

With who?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

I agree, there's something wrong with you. You've started several threads with other unsolved problems.
First off, where is this desk and the clock? If you were at work on the job you need to get your shit together before you get fired.

If you were at home at your desk you still need to get your shit together or find a better porn site.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I agree, there's something wrong with you. You've started several threads with other unsolved problems.
First off, where is this desk and the clock? If you were at work on the job you need to get your shit together before you get fired.

If you were at home at your desk you still need to get your shit together or find a better porn site.

I was at home.

Dick was out flopping in the wind, but hadn't begun loving it yet. It was just there. You know, sitting beside me.

Can you guys brighten my thread with some of your homemade porn?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I was at home.

Dick was out flopping in the wind, but hadn't begun loving it yet. It was just there. You know, sitting beside me.

Can you guys brighten my thread with some of your homemade porn?

So you were at home and not working. Yet peter was freely flopping in the air. I've sat here at my desk in the living room fighting my eyes to keep the lids from closing.
Sometimes we need a nap. Boring porn does not make dick rise to the occasion.

We no longer have any home made porn. If we did you'd probably die laughing and it would be even more embarrassing when the ambulance driver and nurse found your cold limp dicked body laying back in your desk chair.

Now I must go to the kitchen to see what my old slave girl has prepared for this king in his castle. Nothing is really wrong with you. The world is off it's axis and global warming along with this month's shooting stars has turned many sane man into a slobbering pervert.

 

[pink]

Don't worry, you're just getting old.



You're welcome.

 

[adrina]

Sounds like narcolepsy. You'll probably need to amputate.

 

[Fala]

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.



Old people. my condolences.

 

[Fala]

Sounds like narcolepsy. You'll probably need to amputate.

adrina...we both seem to care.

"here's the saw....I'll hold him down. Alcohol at the ready to pour on the stump."

 

[Disgustipated]

With who?

Kevin James

 

[Freudian_Slit]

OMG, there is definitely something wrong with you, get to the doctor quick!

Oh, and about the OP, there is nothing wrong with falling asleep sitting up in a chair, you're fine.

EternalFuckwit suffers from a bad case of teh stoopids. A doctor may not be able to provide a cure, but at least there's counseling.

 

[islandman]

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

Old people do that all the time.

How old are you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I used to do it often in my office

Office Space:

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm at my desk, sitting and messing around on the computer. I've got a few tabs open, sports stuff, business stuff, and the obligatory porn.

I'm surfing around, I look at the clock - and then I look at the clock again, and it's three hours later. I fell asleep, in my chair, sitting straight up.

Who does that?!

It freaked me out.

Sounds like the blood sugar plummeted, probably the beginnings of the diabeetus.


Just keep a wee plate of biscuits on the desk, to nibble, while working / wanking.