I think the See Eye Aay is watching me!

[Elloelle]

Now I'm nervous again cause it says I have an unread message in my box and 5 messages total but I only got 4 and they're all read and stuff so now I think they're using my messages here to spy on me in secret and stuff but I can see 'em looking even if I can't read the message cause it ain't there.

Debbie

 

[oggbashan]

Could be a ghostwriter...

Boringly, it's usually advertising spam, or someone pretending to want a date to get you to go to a bot-infested website.

But it could be the Funny Blokes Institute or the Curious Individuals Association.

 

[Elloelle]

Boringly, it's usually advertising spam, or someone pretending to want a date to get you to go to a bot-infested website.

But it could be the Funny Blokes Institute or the Curious Individuals Association.

Are those like the silly walk people and stuff?

Debbie

 

[Elloelle]

Could be a ghostwriter...

Well, I don't mind ghosts cause some of 'em are friendly and stuff but even the bad ones can't really pick stuff up or hurt you cause they're not alive and stuff. They're just light and dust but sometime light hurts my eyes cause people forget to turn their headlights down and stuff which is kinda dumb in the middle of Boulder cause there's lights everywhere asnd you can see without headlights so why turn 'em up all the way and stuff?

I'll keep lookin' for the ghosts though cause maybe they're lost and stuff and I could give 'em drections and then they'd be happy and wouldn't send me messages I can't read and stuff.

Debbie

 

[lovecraft68]

Well, I don't mind ghosts cause some of 'em are friendly and stuff but even the bad ones can't really pick stuff up or hurt you cause they're not alive and stuff. They're just light and dust but sometime light hurts my eyes cause people forget to turn their headlights down and stuff which is kinda dumb in the middle of Boulder cause there's lights everywhere asnd you can see without headlights so why turn 'em up all the way and stuff?

I'll keep lookin' for the ghosts though cause maybe they're lost and stuff and I could give 'em drections and then they'd be happy and wouldn't send me messages I can't read and stuff.

Debbie

And if you watch the show Supernatural you know you can hurt them with iron and they don't like salt.

 

[Elloelle]

And if you watch the show Supernatural you know you can hurt them with iron and they don't like salt.

So if I throw salty spinich at them it will make them go away cuase I wouldn't do that cause it's mean but if they were bein' mean to me it would nice to know how to stop them and stuff.

Debbie.

 

[Elloelle]

Did you mean the iron for clothes and stuff cause spinich was the first thing I thought of cause it has iron in but not the kind for clothes it's just to eat and stuff but the clothes kind of iron would really hurt so I guess I need to start watchin' that show and stuff.

Debbie

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Be careful, Debbie. The iron helps them track you with their geomagnetic positioning systems; be sure to keep your haemoglobin count below 45. And those tunnel drones? They call them "ghost riders" because they can actually tunnel through the ground and even solid concrete by using the vast spaces between the nuclei and the electron shells of elemental atoms. It's a quantum thing, sort of like Schrödinger's cat, but don't worry about the Culinary Institute of America, even though it's near Hyde Park; they never use cat in the recipes. Stay away from Hyde Park, though; there are tunnels under the FDR home where all the "SSA" records are kept on every American ever or yet to be born. The main tunnel extends south, hidden under Rte 9, to Indian Point, where the Unclear Energy Omission purifies fuel for the reptiliform beings from the dark planet orbiting Alpha Centauri. There's a theory that Strings all this together, but I've been forced to sign a non-exposure agreement and can't tell you about it.

Good luck,
Your "friend" Tio

 

[Handley_Page]

Be careful, Debbie. The iron helps them track you with their geomagnetic positioning systems; be sure to keep your haemoglobin count below 45. And those tunnel drones? They call them "ghost riders" because they can actually tunnel through the ground and even solid concrete by using the vast spaces between the nuclei and the electron shells of elemental atoms. It's a quantum thing, sort of like Schrödinger's cat, but don't worry about the Culinary Institute of America, even though it's near Hyde Park; they never use cat in the recipes. Stay away from Hyde Park, though; there are tunnels under the FDR home where all the "SSA" records are kept on every American ever or yet to be born. The main tunnel extends south, hidden under Rte 9, to Indian Point, where the Unclear Energy Omission purifies fuel for the reptiliform beings from the dark planet orbiting Alpha Centauri. There's a theory that Strings all this together, but I've been forced to sign a non-exposure agreement and can't tell you about it.

Good luck,
Your "friend" Tio

This is one of the best I have ever read.
But you forgot to mention the use of a 'magnetic' collar or wrist strap/ bangle.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This is one of the best I have ever read.
But you forgot to mention the use of a 'magnetic' collar or wrist strap/ bangle.

I didn't forget, HP; it comes under the exposure agreement. All I can say is that the magnetic bracelets have their polarity rapidly oscillated to move the hand so as to produce sticky strings that may hold it all together. Think "sound of one hand clapping." (Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)

 

[Handley_Page]

I didn't forget, HP; it comes under the exposure agreement. All I can say is that the magnetic bracelets have their polarity rapidly oscillated to move the hand so as to produce sticky strings that may hold it all together. Think "sound of one hand clapping." (Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)

Ah, so.
Got it [nudge, nudge]

 

[My I]

Be careful, Debbie. The iron helps them track you with their geomagnetic positioning systems; be sure to keep your haemoglobin count below 45. And those tunnel drones? They call them "ghost riders" because they can actually tunnel through the ground and even solid concrete by using the vast spaces between the nuclei and the electron shells of elemental atoms. It's a quantum thing, sort of like Schrödinger's cat, but don't worry about the Culinary Institute of America, even though it's near Hyde Park; they never use cat in the recipes. Stay away from Hyde Park, though; there are tunnels under the FDR home where all the "SSA" records are kept on every American ever or yet to be born. The main tunnel extends south, hidden under Rte 9, to Indian Point, where the Unclear Energy Omission purifies fuel for the reptiliform beings from the dark planet orbiting Alpha Centauri. There's a theory that Strings all this together, but I've been forced to sign a non-exposure agreement and can't tell you about it.

Good luck,
Your "friend" Tio

Ooops. Dropped my gum.