I think I'm on the verge of imploding...

[sheath]

I've been torturing myself all day...

Reading stories, writing stories...thinking about sex...

Talking about sex...

And I'm so fucking horny that I can't even type this post without hitting backspace at least fifty times.

Is it possible for a woman to go into nuclear meltdown?

After all, it IS a night for a full moon...

S.

 

[Wiggles]

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[Ginny]

i think when you finally orgasm....it'll be an explosion...that feels like an implosion......oh yum....mmmmmm long builds before.....

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

What are you waiting for?

I'm all by myself. And my man has asked me to wait until he gets home. Which won't be until LATE.

I'm frustrated.

S.

 

[sheath]

Try hitting the backspace, THEN the spacebar, THEN the backspace, THEN the spacebar........

Too much thrusting back and forth...and not in the proper place.

S.

 

[greybeard]

might not be safe...........

I'm all by myself. And my man has asked me to wait until he gets home. Which won't be until LATE.

I'm frustrated.

S.

does he realise what he is coming home too?.............

greybeard

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

Try hitting the backspace, THEN the spacebar, THEN the backspace, THEN the spacebar........

OMG! YES! YES! no, shift baby! shift! CAPPPPSSSSSSLOCKKKKKK!

 

[christophe]

I'm all by myself. And my man has asked me to wait until he gets home. Which won't be until LATE.

I'm frustrated.

S.

maybe just a lil touch just to tide you over till he gets home....kinda like lays pototo chips...betcha you cant have just one!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

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[ksmybuttons]

OMG! YES! YES! no, shift baby! shift! CAPPPPSSSSSSLOCKKKKKK!

Well, that was F5 ing...

 

[sheath]

Re: might not be safe...........

does he realise what he is coming home too?.............

greybeard

He will when he gets attacked by a raging animal cleverly disguised as ME.

S.

 

[sheath]

Ah, man. Sweet torture.

I guess I shouldn't tell you about my new technique. Well, it's new to me at least...

You just take your pointer and middle finger and position them on each side of the clit and rub as fast as you can. Sometimes it helps if you use the pointer finger and the one next to the pinky to go along side, and the middle finger to tap occasionally.

Oops... lol

Seriously though, I've read somewhere that girls can have many orgasms! Crazy shiznit.

That little tip...that was evil to post in the state I'm in, Wiggles! But I LIKED it.

...................wanna tell me more?....................................

As for watiting...having an orgasm by myself just isn't as fun.

S.

 

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[sheath]

Perhaps one needs to rethink the location of one's keyboard.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

S.

 

[Wiggles]

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[sheath]

The sex toy under the bed is beginning to look VERY enticing indeed...

S.

 

[Nora]

Oh come on.... You can tell me...

You like it with the Insert Key, dontcha???

But of course! And when I'm done, I just hit ESC and no need for annoying pillow talk!

Now tab over here, baby, and I'll give you a page up. *leers*