I think I'm getting herpes.

[Spinaroonie]

It feels like a cold sore is growing.

 

[modest mouse]

Lop it off.

 

[I'mVan]

lol, unless you're in contact with someone elses sore right now . . . you've either already got it, or you don't.

I hope you don't, just the cold sores are enough to piss me off.

 

[sunstruck]

They have a pill you can take for that now. I can't remember what it's called, but my sister-in-law swears by it.

The one in the commercial with all the happy swimming, hiking herpes people. She says it works for simplex 2 (or whichever is the one that gives you cold sores but isn't genital) as well.

 

[Spinaroonie]

They have a pill you can take for that now. I can't remember what it's called, but my sister-in-law swears by it.

The one in the commercial with all the happy swimming, hiking herpes people. She says it works for simplex 2 (or whichever is the one that gives you cold sores but isn't genital) as well.

I think I can still go swimming.

 

[sunstruck]

LMAO. Fine, get the stupid cold sore. Be unkissable for a couple of weeks, enjoy the dry cracking pain. I tried to help you, but noooo you had to go and get all sarcastic on my ass.
Feh!

 

[woodgie2]

It feels like a cold sore is growing.

I always wondered what that red thing on your face was...

Well done on coming clean (or unclean, as may be) with us at last.

 

[Freya]

Put toothpaste on it.

 

[Problem Child]

I rate this thread a 1.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

. . . The one in the commercial with all the happy swimming, hiking herpes people. . . .

This line alone is worth a 3.

 

[Problem Child]

spinaroonie threads can only get a maximum of a 1. It's in lieu of sending him to his room for a week.

 

[Monazwx]

I think it's Valtrex.

Pray that it's acne.

 

[sunstruck]

This line alone is worth a 3.

Aww shucks. I still say let the little bastard suffer for mocking my friendly attempt at helpfulness.

 

[I'mVan]

I think it's Valtrex.

Pray that it's acne.

Acne on his cock? Damn and I thought I had it bad.

 

[superlittlegirl]

1,000mg of L-Lysine (daily) has been shown to prevent the outbreak of herpes, oral or genital. You can get it in the vitamin aisle at the grocery. Do it for yourself, and for all the paranoid people like me who feel the need to wash obsessively when they are in the same room with someone who is sporting a cold sore.

Also, you know not to go down on anyone while you've got one, right? Herpes is just as happy to take up residence in the South as it is up North.

 

[Monazwx]

Acne on the cock!
The horror.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Spinaroonie]

spinaroonie threads can only get a maximum of a 1. It's in lieu of sending him to his room for a week.

So this is only for a week?

 

[Problem Child]

So this is only for a week?

I think so. The M-16 thing was bad, but not worth more than a week.

Just don't start talking about how space aliens blew up the WTC under orders from GWB who is really a mind-controlled robot being manipulated by the Bilderbergers or I'll make it a solid month.

 

[curious2c]

You think you are 'getting herpes'. That statement gave me two thoughts immediately.

1. You are intending to have unprotected sex with a person who has herpes and you think you will 'catch' it from them.

2. You already had unprotected sex with someone who may have given you herpes.


You see, 'thinking you may be getting herpes' is just like thinking you may be getting pregnant. Either you have it or you don't. NOt much room for opinions there either. All or none. That is the way of life too. All or none.

Hopefully you are having a cold sore bout and it will pass.

 

[bknight2602]

Hope you don't have that, it would be a pain.