I think I need a turkey sammich.

[Freya]

I'm kinda hungry, and horny, and tired. One of my best friends got engaged today, and I'm kinda sad, slightly jealous, mostly happy. I'm trying to write a spurt, and the thought of sucking a cock is making me hungry and horny and since I can't fuck or masturbate, I think I'll have to eat.

Anyone want one? I'm kinda pissy that there's no stuffing left to put on it though.

 

[islandman]

Pull up a chair, missy. The night is young.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sure, fix me up.





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[teddybear4play]

I'm kinda hungry, and horny, and tired. One of my best friends got engaged today, and I'm kinda sad, slightly jealous, mostly happy. I'm trying to write a spurt, and the thought of sucking a cock is making me hungry and horny and since I can't fuck or masturbate, I think I'll have to eat.

Anyone want one? I'm kinda pissy that there's no stuffing left to put on it though.

We're all out of leftover turkey here.

I can put my cock between two slices of bread for ya.

TB4p

 

[Pyper]

Turkey schmurkey. I want a ham sammich.

 

[islandman]

Wouldn't a vanilla shake taste good right about now?

 

[Cibo]

Me too, I'll take a ham sammich please.

 

[Freya]

hmmm, cock, turkey and ham sammich - sounds like a new kind of clubhouse sandwich.

I'll take one of those with a vanilla shake to go please.

 

[littlekateyes]

Wouldn't a vanilla shake taste good right about now?

You just had to go there didn't you.

 

[islandman]

You just had to go there didn't you.

I'm pervy that way.

 

[littlekateyes]

Now I want a shake.

 

[Phoenyx]

Now I want a shake.

shake your av pleae?

 

[islandman]

Now I want a shake.

Want me to shake for you?

 

[littlekateyes]

Want me to shake for you?

Ok.

 

[Cibo]

I've always perfered the shamrock shake at mc D's.

 

[Freya]

I've always perfered the shamrock shake at mc D's.

mmm, those are yummy. I think even Rotten Ronnie's is closed today for the holiday.

 

[Sillyman]

mmm, those are yummy. I think even Rotten Ronnie's is closed today for the holiday.

*spit*

 

[Cibo]

mmm, those are yummy. I think even Rotten Ronnie's is closed today for the holiday.

Roteen Ronnies? Never heard of them.

 

[bknight2602]

I'm kinda hungry, and horny, and tired. One of my best friends got engaged today, and I'm kinda sad, slightly jealous, mostly happy. I'm trying to write a spurt, and the thought of sucking a cock is making me hungry and horny and since I can't fuck or masturbate, I think I'll have to eat.

Anyone want one? I'm kinda pissy that there's no stuffing left to put on it though.

Why can't you masturbate Freya? I'm lost here.

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: I think I need a turkey sammich.

Why can't you masturbate Freya? I'm lost here.

Enquiring minds wanna know.

 

[Freya]

Roteen Ronnies? Never heard of them.

Rotten Ronnie's = MickeyD's = McDonalds.


BK - my kid is home, in the other room and awake.

 

[islandman]

Rotten Ronnie's = MickeyD's = McDonalds.


BK - my kid is home, in the other room and awake.

sweet jesus! Exactly how loud are you?

 

[Cibo]

Ooooh...right.

*gives freya a weird look* Anything you say.

 

[Freya]

sweet jesus! Exactly how loud are you?

Our bedroom doors are the old style with glass panes - privacy is not a sure thing around here. Once she's snoring - my clit is fair game though!

 

[islandman]

my clit is fair game though!

I asked Santa for a clit. He said, "Wait till January. Here's a new porn video in the meantime."

Bastard.