I think I might have the gulf war syndrome

Mike_Yates

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I am experiencing the same symptoms as the gulf war syndrome, even though I have never fought in any war.

*Constant mild headache
*Dizziness
*Constant shaking and trembling of hands, legs, and head
*Trouble sleeping
*Shortness of breath
*Always taking deep breaths
*Unable to relax and always on edge
*Racing thoughts
*Occasional nausea
*Pressure in head
*Forgetfulness
*Mood swings
*Inability to focus or concentrate
*Always having to yawn
*Weird electrical shock feeling in head
 
I am experiencing the same symptoms as the gulf war syndrome, even though I have never fought in any war.

*Constant mild headache
*Dizziness
*Constant shaking and trembling of hands, legs, and head
*Trouble sleeping
*Shortness of breath
*Always taking deep breaths
*Unable to relax and always on edge
*Racing thoughts
*Occasional nausea
*Pressure in head
*Forgetfulness
*Mood swings
*Inability to focus or concentrate
*Always having to yawn
*Weird electrical shock feeling in head

This calls for a lobotomy. I'm Indian so you can trust the medical advice I dispense. Now hold still while I go get my saw.
 
I am experiencing the same symptoms as the gulf war syndrome, even though I have never fought in any war.

*Constant mild headache
*Dizziness
*Constant shaking and trembling of hands, legs, and head
*Trouble sleeping
*Shortness of breath
*Always taking deep breaths
*Unable to relax and always on edge
*Racing thoughts
*Occasional nausea
*Pressure in head
*Forgetfulness
*Mood swings
*Inability to focus or concentrate
*Always having to yawn
*Weird electrical shock feeling in head
Mike, it's unlikely that you have GWS.

It's probable that you're dwelling too much on yourself.

When was the last time that you talked to an actual person? By that, I mean a real living walking around person. With a body and stuff.
 
Faker, everyone knows you need a screwdriver.

Actually his situation calls for a machete.

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Now either hold him down or step aside and let the professionals deal with it.
 
Mike, it's unlikely that you have GWS.

It's probable that you're dwelling too much on yourself.

When was the last time that you talked to an actual person? By that, I mean a real living walking around person. With a body and stuff.

When he went for his last college interview.
 
Mike, if there's any chance at all that you have gulf war syndrome, I urge you to use not one, but two, condoms when you visit your local bathhouse to prevent rebroadcast, retransmission or other account of your content because you lack the express written permission of Major League Baseball.

Some folks (like AJ) have compromised immune systems and another syndrome would likely kill them.
 
Shit.....I think I gots that.....better call the VA....try and get 110% ....piss eyer and rob right the fuck off.

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Shit.....I think I gots that.....better call the VA....try and get 110% ....piss eyer and rob right the fuck off.

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If you ever refer to me and that retard eyer in the same sentence again I shall be forced to put us on ignore, you mangy fucking alt.
 
I am experiencing the same symptoms as the gulf war syndrome, even though I have never fought in any war.

*Constant mild headache
*Dizziness
*Constant shaking and trembling of hands, legs, and head
*Trouble sleeping
*Shortness of breath
*Always taking deep breaths
*Unable to relax and always on edge
*Racing thoughts
*Occasional nausea
*Pressure in head
*Forgetfulness
*Mood swings
*Inability to focus or concentrate
*Always having to yawn
*Weird electrical shock feeling in head

Tax Audit Syndrome has the same symptoms.
 
Wait, you two are the same guy?

:confused:

I'd like to ask why two IDs... but I doubt I'll understand.

One of the clueless newbies claimed she had "proof" that we were the same person this past weekend. In order not to confuse the poor thing, we're pretending that we're the same person in order not to embarrass her further.

In real life, of course, I'm much better looking than he is.
 
I am experiencing the same symptoms as the gulf war syndrome, even though I have never fought in any war.

*Constant mild headache
*Dizziness
*Constant shaking and trembling of hands, legs, and head
*Trouble sleeping
*Shortness of breath
*Always taking deep breaths
*Unable to relax and always on edge
*Racing thoughts
*Occasional nausea
*Pressure in head
*Forgetfulness
*Mood swings
*Inability to focus or concentrate
*Always having to yawn
*Weird electrical shock feeling in head

Are you married to one of those crazy Redheads?
 
One of the clueless newbies claimed she had "proof" that we were the same person this past weekend. In order not to confuse the poor thing, we're pretending that we're the same person in order not to embarrass her further.

Oh-kay... so instead you're confusing everyone else? That newbie must've been something to have BotanyBoy playing along in this manner.

Are you also pretending to be Byron or is he pretending to be you? Or is it just a coincidence that you too have the same Av and title? (my head hurts)


In real life, of course, I'm much better looking than he is.
Prove it. :cool:
 
Oh-kay... so instead you're confusing everyone else? That newbie must've been something to have BotanyBoy playing along in this manner.

Are you also pretending to be Byron or is he pretending to be you? Or is it just a coincidence that you too have the same Av and title? (my head hurts)



Prove it. :cool:

We're trying to do a group intervention for Byron. We found out he was spending virtually all of his disposable income on prostitutes.

Letting him "borrow" my title and sig line will hopefully raise his self-esteem and confidence around women. It seems to be having positive results: his complexion is already clearing up!
 
We're trying to do a group intervention for Byron. We found out he was spending virtually all of his disposable income on prostitutes.

Letting him "borrow" my title and sig line will hopefully raise his self-esteem and confidence around women. It seems to be having positive results: his complexion is already clearing up!

He he he... Hey, that's my rakhi brother you're talking about!

But then you're my rakhi brother too, so I guess its ok.



One of the clueless newbies claimed she had "proof" that we were the same person this past weekend. In order not to confuse the poor thing, we're pretending that we're the same person in order not to embarrass her further.


I believe I saw the thread you mentioned.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=915578

She makes sense... Now I'm beginning to have some doubts. Hmnnnnnn.

:D
 
Protocol:OK,Now,write that all down,and hand it to the nurse at the window,where you go to see your doc,after making the appearance there,after phoning for the appointment...You could say a social work technician referred you,as Im that too...
 
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You have the symptoms of a menstruating, overweight, brain tumor affliction. Seek help before it is to late. :rose:
 
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