I think I just squirted for the first time

[HornyKittyMeow]

The title pretty much says it all but omg i just squirted. at least I think I did. How do I tell? I'm only 18 and pretty inexperienced. help please? or congrats or whatever.

 

[semen4her]

The first time I squirted was when I had an extra spicy burrito, I think I was 12.

It wasn't nice.

 

[Bert Notorius]

The title pretty much says it all but omg i just squirted. at least I think I did. How do I tell? I'm only 18 and pretty inexperienced. help please? or congrats or whatever.

You're an 18 year old girl like I'm Gina Lollobrigida.

 

[MNGuy]

The first time I squirted was when I had an extra spicy burrito, I think I was 12.

It wasn't nice.

You eat at Chipolte too? I still squirt after eating there.

 

[neci]

congratulations. keep working it. you've only just begun.

 

[bronzeage]

Now you can get that job at the car wash.

 

[clutch1]

My squirt gun is always ready for battle.

 

[CandiCame]

The title pretty much says it all but omg i just squirted. at least I think I did. How do I tell? I'm only 18 and pretty inexperienced. help please? or congrats or whatever.

Congrats!

 

[HornyKittyMeow]

You're an 18 year old girl like I'm Gina Lollobrigida.

Too bad I actually am. 18 year old girls get horny too, it's not just old guys pretending to be us on here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Too bad I actually am. 18 year old girls get horny too, it's not just old guys pretending to be us on here.

ri............ight.

 

[lovetoread]

One woman's squirt is another woman's pee. You never can be sure which it is till its over.

 

[bronzeage]

One woman's squirt is another woman's pee. You never can be sure which it is till its over.

You know, by that time, I'm past caring.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

You eat at Chipolte too? I still squirt after eating there.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nPzSoyyf-3U/T3zi4h7TCwI/AAAAAAAAEMo/GEppSGkUwd0/s400/chipotlaway.jpg

I got chipotlaway...and Billy Mays was soooo right, it takes the blood stains right out of my boxers after eating at chipotle.

 

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[Dream59]

Well the question that needs to be answered is, was it brown, yellow, or clear. That will let us know wether congrats are in order, or sympathy.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Too bad I actually am. 18 year old girls get horny too, it's not just old guys pretending to be us on here.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/6/834781e8-04cb-4041-99a5-f09610546bd0.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

Too bad I actually am. 18 year old girls get horny too, it's not just old guys pretending to be us on here.

There are a shocking number of older people on Lit, though. What's that about? Maybe we should make a 18-25 thread...

 

[lovetoread]

There are a shocking number of older people on Lit, though. What's that about? Maybe we should make a 18-25 thread...

Excuse me, anyone over 25 is old?

 

[Bert Notorius]

There are a shocking number of older people on Lit, though. What's that about? Maybe we should make a 18-25 thread...

No one in that age group crochets.

 

[CandiCame]

Excuse me, anyone over 25 is old?

No. That's just generally how research groups people. Anyone over 50 is old.

No one in that age group crochets.

You'd be shocked. Happy Hooker brought it back. A lot of young people- mostly chicks- are huge into crafting. I was the only guy who fucked chicks in my Stitch & Bitch. I actually only recently started crocheting. I'm a knitter.

http://www.punkrockdomestics.com/
http://www.theanticraft.com/
http://www.knithappens.com/

 

[HornyKittyMeow]

It was clear and I am 18. I don't care if you don't believe me.

 

[pointless]

then stop bumping your dumbass thread.

 

[neci]

It was clear and I am 18. I don't care if you don't believe me.

if you are currently 18, then you signed up as a minor. you should have your ass booted off this fucking forum, you fucking lying piece of shit.

 

[pointless]

to be fair if we kicked all the liars off of this forum there wouldn't be anyone here.

 

[neci]

i just wanted to cuss someone out. this seemed like the best place to do it.