I think I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body

[Todd]

I seem to only like girls in a sexual context.

I do not want to know a guy in a sexual context.

I have never felt comfortable with the idea of having sex with a guy.

Something just feels natural about having sex with a woman.

 

[Guest]

 

[Renegade]

And I'm a straight guy in RuPaul's body. Scary shit, man.

 

[Todd]

High-five, Todd. Me too.

But I also feel the same way about men. WWJS?

What your a gay man trapped in a females body?

WWJS? Any one He wanted too?

 

[sexy-girl]

todd do you sometimes get the urge to kick a guy in the privates ?

 

[Todd]

todd do you sometimes get the urge to kick a guy in the privates ?

On a daily basis and sometime with steel toed boots

 

[Pokerman]

todd do you sometimes get the urge to kick a guy in the privates ?

do you? (backing away slowly....)

 

[Renegade]

On a daily basis and sometime with steel toed boots

Do not.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I'm with you Pokerman

do you? (backing away slowly....)

*looking into thread from afar*


kgboot

 

[Todd]

Do not.

Do to the new store manager where i do my demo's needs a swift kick in the nads with steel toed boots.

he is breaking every labour board law, and his employess need the work so badly they don't dare call the labour board in fear of loosing thier jobs

 

[sexy-girl]

do you? (backing away slowly....)

yep


but i've never done it ... i think its not limited to lesbian's either i think many girls get that urge ... although i've never had the urge to do some ball breaking with the nice guys from lit

 

[Renegade]

Todd

You kick him in the balls, then he went into labor??

No, wait. Think I read that wrong.

 

[Pokerman]

yep

although i've never had the urge to do some ball breaking with the nice guys from lit

Phew....re-joining the thread...

 

[KillerMuffin]

How come no one ever says "I think I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body?"

Todd, darlin, hate to break this to ya, but your entire description of what it's like to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body pretty much covers what it's like to be a straight guy trapped in a straight guy's body. They do exist, you know.

 

[Renegade]

Don't ruin the illusion. There's always the chance he can trick a lesbian girl to sleep with him.

What??? Need to give the guy some hope.

 

[Merelan]

Where?

 

[Todd]

How come no one ever says "I think I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body?"

Todd, darlin, hate to break this to ya, but your entire description of what it's like to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body pretty much covers what it's like to be a straight guy trapped in a straight guy's body. They do exist, you know.

Dagnavit Killer Muffin I was trying to hope to get the lit lesbians to think i was like them and get someof thier sweet lesbian loving. Now you gone done screwed it all up, thanks

 

[Renegade]

Tried to tell her.

 

[cymbidia]

It's so easy being bi.
None of this angst at all for us.
We love everyone - or might - or think about it, anyway.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

YUP!!!

Tried to tell her.

kgboot


*returning to thread cautiously*

 

[Pokerman]

It's so easy being bi.
None of this angst at all for us.
We love everyone - or might - or think about it, anyway.

"Being Bi-Sexual doubles your chances of getting a date for friday night." - Woody Allen...

 

[Guest]

 

[Pokerman]

change that to Saturday night....I just double checked it...

 

[Guest]

User = Never using lavender's account.

Todd
"Dagnavit Killer Muffin I was trying to hope to get the lit lesbians to think i was like them and get someof thier sweet lesbian loving. Now you gone done screwed it all up, thanks "

Todd... you can't even get a straight woman to give you some of their sweet loving, what makes you think we will? Wait.. now that I think about it I can't get a straight woman to give me any of her loving either. I guess I shouldn't talk.

 

[doctor_insanus]

How come no one ever says "I think I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body?"

That's the first thing that came to mind when I read this!

I guess it's the fear of steel-toed boots... or something.