parodyluvr75
Owl of Minerva
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He's always smiling at me. Whenever he is near me he covers his not so secret shame with a clip board or a book. He is always trying to get me to eat or drink things he brings to work. I found pictures of me covered in an unknown viscous substance in the trash can of the unisex bathroom. He's always bumping into me or brushing up against me. And he told me yesterday he said, "You'd look good covered in olive oil."
I don't want to be his appetizer, main course or dessert. What should I do?
Should I tell him I'd rather have sex with a drunk monk or should I continue to try to ignore him and accidently slam a door on his not so secret shame?
Help.
I don't want to be his appetizer, main course or dessert. What should I do?
Should I tell him I'd rather have sex with a drunk monk or should I continue to try to ignore him and accidently slam a door on his not so secret shame?
Help.