I suck at being evil.

[naudiz]

That's not to say I'm giving up the evil overlord shtick. It's a good gig if you can get it. I'm just not very good at being evil. I'm the sort of person who rescues fluffy kittens, helps old ladies across the street, gives spare change to homeless people (or food if I have it), and I don't even squash spiders -- I put them outside, careful not to hurt them.

I don't hate anybody. This makes the whole evil overlord thing difficult. I can honestly say there isn't anyone here I actually loathe. The same goes for RL. Do you know how hard it is to have an arch nemesis when you don't hate anyone?

Plus, when my regime takes over, I don't have any nefarious plans. Sure, I'll make David Sylvian my bitch, but as for the rest of you, I don't have anything really vile planned. I might set up a Ministry of Fluffy Kittens, but other than that, I'm stumped.

 

[scylis]

make me your Advisor for All Things Evil, and i'll see what i can do.

 

[naudiz]

You're in.

I see you already have a fluffy kitten. Excellent.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've been pretty wishy washy about the whole evil thing, that's true.

Don't feel bad. Being good doesn't mean it's the end of the world. It means people like you more.

 

[Guest]

Ummmm, ok.....

Moon

 

[sunstruck]

Gee, I wonder who's going to head the Ministry of Fluffy Kittens. lol

Your evil is of a different ilk Mistress. You make women battle in pudding for position and torture men with feathers and vibrators. Your evil lies in making sour pusses giggle and bitter bitches laugh gleefully. You are feared by garden knomes everywhere.

You are the antidote for grumpy. To many, that is the ultimate evil. lol

 

[patient1]

Butbut but...Sillyman is your archnemisis. His silly powers are no match for a real archvillian, but he's a perfect opponent for you.

Likewise, a nitwit like superman is no match for you (You'd send a minion to the Kent home to spike their laundry detergent with Kryptonite, or put it in the ink of the Daily Planet..heh-heh. Next!)

 

[GuyJD]

That's okay, Naudiz

I'm evil when getting sucked.

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

evil is a fun state of mind if you're into it.

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

remember. evil spelled backwards is "live".