I still have the bandages

[Dr_Strabismus]

Hi, I'm still recovering from major cosmetic surgery, I have a new persona too, which is still sore -- I ducked out of Literotica a while back due to a nasty bout of vivo verito.

But I'm back, and looking forward to meeting old friends, and make some new ones.

But I'll be ----ed if I'm going to talk about my past, and who I was, and the incident with the lynx.

I see Doc Mabuse is still here, and Abs, and one or two other charmers. But I'm curious to get to know the rest of you too!

 

[Aurora Black]

Welcome back.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Thank you, Aurora.

I'd start flirting, but I guess that sort of thing doesn't happen any more here.

 

[cloudy]

welcome back, whoever you were/are.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thank you, Aurora.

I'd start flirting, but I guess that sort of thing doesn't happen any more here.

Flirting is definitely NOT allowed anymore, sorry.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Flirting is definitely NOT allowed anymore, sorry.

Oh good. After all, it just get one into trouble, doesn't it?

 

[FallingToFly]

Flirting? Here?

BLASPHEMY!!!

Someone run and get the whips and chains: we have a heretic to chatise!

 

[3113]

Someone run and get the whips and chains: we have a heretic to chatise!

Are you flirting?

 

[FallingToFly]

Are you flirting?

And what if I am? Are you going to spank me?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Flirting? Here?

BLASPHEMY!!!

Someone run and get the whips and chains: we have a heretic to chatise!

whips and chains? Jeez I'm glad I didn't start with my usual "wanna fuck?", I !might have been shot!

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

welcome back, whoever you were/are.

Thankyou, newbie

 

[cloudy]

Thankyou, newbie

PMSL!!!!

 

[neonlyte]

Tread carefully, Strab. The Lynx has a cute sense of smell

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Tread carefully, Strab. The Lynx has a cute sense of smell

Yes, and a saucy smile too.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh good. After all, it just get one into trouble, doesn't it?

If one is lucky...

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

...and the other is vella

 

[Stella_Omega]

...and the other is vella

that would be- pushing your luck!

 

[FallingToFly]

*snerks*

Welcome Home Dr S.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I had to google "snerks". Appparently it's a two player card game similar to sprite and malice. Players try to get rid of their stock pile by building on the foundations.

Which all sounds pret-ty cool.

 

[rgraham666]

How do, Dr_S. Nice to see you back. I remember you.

And if you don't want it spread around, pay up.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Okay, will you accept one of my Spirograph drawings, they're pretty much all I have left of value.

 

[glynndah]

Okay, will you accept one of my Spirograph drawings, they're pretty much all I have left of value.

With the multicolored pens on crisp paper, I might. No smeared dull pencil scratchings on a torn piece of notebook paper. I have my standards, you know.

 

[rgraham666]

Okay, will you accept one of my Spirograph drawings, they're pretty much all I have left of value.

It's a deal.

 

[Skip1934a]

Flirting is definitely NOT allowed anymore, sorry.

Damn you! I coughed coffee through my nose. Don't SAY things like that.