I spent the last two hours hand-polishing ...

[Que]

..my bishop.

It was long overdue.

 

[islandman]

How did you manage a three-letter username? I thought Laurel required at least four.

 

[Ilk]

How did you manage a three-letter username? I thought Laurel required at least four.

You must come from a long line of deep thinkers.

 

[islandman]

You must come from a long line of deep thinkers.

Multiple consonants and vowels don't scare me.

 

[Que]

How did you manage a three-letter username? I thought Laurel required at least four.

The fourth is silent. And Invisible.

 

[islandman]

The fourth is silent. And Invisible.

Quoi?

 

[Tryharder62]

Is a bishop the same as a penis?

 

[Magicscreen2]

I'm so incredibly humbled by this honor.

 

[Que]

Is a bishop the same as a penis?

Depending on the chess set a bishop can look remarkably like a penis. It is rumored that Bill Clinton's penis looks a bit more like a knight though. What with the crook neck and all.

 

[Paendragon]

..my bishop.

It was long overdue.

I did the same thing with my penis!