I sometimes...

I sometimes wonder if there really is a little black cloud that follows me around
 
I sometimes give the thumbs down to people who know that a construction merge is half mile ahead yet rush to get in right at the merge as I do not let them in. Nope, your sorry ass can sit there.
 
I sometimes am guilty of merging a little later than I should, but I also NEVER let anyone in right at the merge. I might be a hypocrite, but I've got standards, dammit.
 
I sometimes give the thumbs down to people who know that a construction merge is half mile ahead yet rush to get in right at the merge as I do not let them in. Nope, your sorry ass can sit there.

I sometimes get right in that other lane and sit there at the same rate of speed as the slow lane. Often next to a truck. It'll piss people off, but traffic moves faster that way.
 
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I sometimes dance around the house...*currently doing the "Ride dat Donkey" with a mix of Apache's "Jump on it"*
 
I sometimes am guilty of merging a little later than I should, but I also NEVER let anyone in right at the merge. I might be a hypocrite, but I've got standards, dammit.

I sometimes get right in that other lane and sit there at the same rate of speed as the slow lane. Often next to a truck. It'll piss people off, but traffic moves faster that way.

I sometimes block the lane too. I LOVE to do that. If you have more than half a mile notice, you better get your ass over, or I'll let you be first...after me.

Pet peeve of mine.
 
I sometimes look at my girls while they sleep, and wonder where did all of the time go.
 
I sometimes wonder how long it takes to confirm the answers on a 24-page security questionnaire :(
 
I sometimes prefer to sleep on my couch rather than getting up and going to bed
 
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