I sleep with Garnate

Come sleep with me instead. I'll give you more snuggles than that stingy bitch will.
 
Word on the street is...Garnate isn't the only one sleeping with Garnate. :eek:
 
Oh the misery!
You don't know the horrors! :mad:
Did you steal the covers, I hate when I do that.
Usually I'm wrestling my tiny dog for the covers.
I heard she snores
It's sooooo true.
boast boast boast... every night, yeah, right. pfft.

oh, wait

do you cuddle yourself afterwards?

Garnate isn't usually one for cuddling. I keep telling her to try being a girl for once but she's hard of hearing.
 
Damnit! I thought my bed felt a bit empty! Get back in there, Miss G!!! ;)
I hope your bed is big enough. Garnate tends to take up space sleeping spread eagle. :mad:
Hey, Garnate. I have a pair of big, beautiful, juicy oranges I'd love to share with you.

If you knew what the orange actually meant you'd understand the look of amused horror on my face right now. It's like :D mixed with :eek: but there doesn't seem to be an emote for that. Laurel!
 
The little guy likes to use my body as a pillow and the only way to get him to move over is to lift the covers high until he rolls in the opposite direction. :D

Haha, my cat use to do that, especially in winter time, totally plant himself on me, summer he would sleep at the foot of the bed.
 
Thank god for you. :rose:
You always make my day, sweetcheeks. :rose:
I hope your bed is big enough. Garnate tends to take up space sleeping spread eagle. :mad:


If you knew what the orange actually meant you'd understand the look of amused horror on my face right now. It's like :D mixed with :eek: but there doesn't seem to be an emote for that. Laurel!

I died laughing when I read this. Fucking oranges :mad:
 
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