I slaughtered my baby...

[Starfish]

..with glucose.


I am a murderer and you all should ban me soon.


Hurry, before dumb jokes flail abound.

 

[Pyper]

 

[april-wine]

I'd rather we FUCK like wild animals in the backseat of VW bug....OK?

 

[Sillyman]

Really, killing other people's children is more gratifying, but I'm sure you've learned that by now.


Sorry, SF.

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

I did. I made fetal art.

I did it.

I admit it.

Too bad I didn't know I was knocked up.


Give me a second chance people? Stop being so harsh. The hate pm's are flooding in and my mind is spinning. Don't make me kill again. Wait! NO!

I promise the next time I get fucked, which won't be for a long time, cause I am a vile murderer, I'll make him cum in me, and I'll not eat sugar, or let my levels drop below 80 and I'll be a good mama. I promise.

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Hanns, this is my second miscarriage. It appears yes, that I cannot have kids, thanks, but it is a good thing, cause I am so fucking reckless and shit with things like knives, guns and honeybutter.

 

[Guest]

Really, killing other people's children is more gratifying, but I'm sure you've learned that by now.


Sorry, SF.

LOL!

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

I am so going to hell.

Why would the baby hate her if it's in Heaven? Heaven is supposed to be perfect and wonderful. I'd think they'd be happy they skipped bullies, asshole teachers, puberty, taxes, English Comp, 9-5 corporate schlock, divorce, snotty children, and long slow painful cancerous death.

 

[Starfish]

Hanns, sweetie, as much as I love you, you must understand that the cause of my miscarriage has not got anything to do with my cunt and tubes. I am as fertile as it gets. I have severe hypoglycemia, and I didn't find that out until it was too late for the first one, and the second was the fault of the managment at the resturant I ate at on my birthday.


If I can get the hypo undercheck and get it to go away, I can have kids, according to some. But that takes a partner, which I no longer have, so....

pity me.... make a webpage for me about this. Give me your attention. I need it.

 

[Guest]

You should have gone for checkups to sort your cunt & tubes out after the FIRST miscarriage to make sure you wouldn't do it again

She did. She had a coupon.

Everything's in order now. Cunt on the bottom, tubes up inside.

She even got them waxed! Or so I hear...

 

[Starfish]

I am so going to hell.

Why would the baby hate her if it's in Heaven? Heaven is supposed to be perfect and wonderful. I'd think they'd be happy they skipped bullies, asshole teachers, puberty, taxes, English Comp, 9-5 corporate schlock, divorce, snotty children, and long slow painful cancerous death.

But my kid is missing the hormones they'd be past on by me. Sex makes life worth living.

 

[Guest]

You do realize Angel started a thread for you, right?

 

[intrigued]

Star, could you please empty your PM box? Thanks!

 

[Angel]

rofl

 

[Olivianna]

I'm just curious - how does severe hypoglycemia manifest itself?
(I'm hypo too.)

 

[intrigued]

oops. I didn't see the other threads.

 

[Guest]

neither did she

 

[Starfish]

I'm just curious - how does severe hypoglycemia manifest itself?
(I'm hypo too.)

Not to be rude, but if you're hypo you should know.
Do you mean what makes it severe, as opposed to being mild?

 

[modest mouse]

Starfish, I have some sugar free Jello, want some?

 

[Starfish]

Mouse, you know I am veggie right?

That I don't eat cow bones?

Gelatin is out.

Give me your dick and I'll suck on that sweet thing....

 

[Angel]

Mouse, you know I am veggie right?

That I don't eat cow bones?

Gelatin is out.

Give me your dick and I'll suck on that sweet thing....

I don't think semen is vegetarian.

 

[Pyper]

Mouse, you know I am veggie right?

That I don't eat cow bones?

Gelatin is out.

Give me your dick and I'll suck on that sweet thing....

*gives Starfish delicious konnyaku jelly treats*