I sell all my pants on eBay

[CHNOPS]

I never wash my pants. Modern pant technology is designed to last years without being laundered. The whole "hygiene" thing is a scam perpetrated by the laundry-detergent industry. When I am done with my pants, I simply spray the relevant areas with Febreze and sell them on eBay.

Some guy in Maryland buys most of them. He has no idea what he is putting on his body each time. Not my problem!

Just thought I'd share. Got to go change the oil in my car. I could probably let it go another couple of thousand miles, but why be an idiot about it?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I never wash my pants. Modern pant technology is designed to last years without being laundered. The whole "hygiene" thing is a scam perpetrated by the laundry-detergent industry. When I am done with my pants, I simply spray the relevant areas with Febreze and sell them on eBay.

Some guy in Maryland buys most of them. He has no idea what he is putting on his body each time. Not my problem!

Just thought I'd share. Got to go change the oil in my car. I could probably let it go another couple of thousand miles, but why be an idiot about it?

What size?

 

[thør]

I never wash my pants. Modern pant technology is designed to last years without being laundered. The whole "hygiene" thing is a scam perpetrated by the laundry-detergent industry. When I am done with my pants, I simply spray the relevant areas with Febreze and sell them on eBay.

Some guy in Maryland buys most of them. He has no idea what he is putting on his body each time. Not my problem!

Just thought I'd share. Got to go change the oil in my car. I could probably let it go another couple of thousand miles, but why be an idiot about it?

I'm sure beans are a major part of the protein in your diet.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I never wash my pants. Modern pant technology is designed to last years without being laundered. The whole "hygiene" thing is a scam perpetrated by the laundry-detergent industry. When I am done with my pants, I simply spray the relevant areas with Febreze and sell them on eBay.

Some guy in Maryland buys most of them. He has no idea what he is putting on his body each time. Not my problem!

Just thought I'd share. Got to go change the oil in my car. I could probably let it go another couple of thousand miles, but why be an idiot about it?

I've often wondered why they were always tight in the crotch.

 

[CHNOPS]

I've often wondered why they were always tight in the crotch.

You're supposed to take your other ones off first.