I said hey, what's goin' on?

[Recidiva]

I just don't have a random off topic meandering hijackey thread right now, and that must be rectified.

So hey, what's goin' on?

 

[Quoll]

Jazz cats.

 

[lovetoread]

Jizz!!

 

[Recidiva]

I am easily amused and I find jazz cats to be adorable.

Happy Chair and theme:

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[Recidiva]

Jizz!!

Jizz cats are less adorable.

 

[kbate]

Pre-surgical blood test, EKG: done.
filling in of forms and financial responsibility statements: in progress.
Worrying period #1: In progress.
Purchase bell: Done.
Worrying period #2:
Get operation: 8/23
Painful and entirely too slow recovery:
Use bell to demand more services from partner:

 

[CandiCame]

Pre-surgical blood test, EKG: done.
filling in of forms and financial responsibility statements: in progress.
Worrying period #1: In progress.
Purchase bell: Done.
Worrying period #2:
Get operation: 8/23
Painful and entirely too slow recovery:
Use bell to demand more services from partner:

You alright?

 

[Recidiva]

Pre-surgical blood test, EKG: done.
filling in of forms and financial responsibility statements: in progress.
Worrying period #1: In progress.
Purchase bell: Done.
Worrying period #2:
Get operation: 8/23
Painful and entirely too slow recovery:
Use bell to demand more services from partner:

Oooh. Ouch. I had emergency gall bladder removal a few months ago.

I will say that abdominal surgery + water bed is an opportunity to both laugh and cry.

 

[kbate]

You alright?

Yep, but even tiny procedures are a pain in the arse and cost entirely too much in both time and money.

 

[Recidiva]

Yep, but even tiny procedures are a pain in the arse and cost entirely too much in both time and money.

Here's to the good drugs, a successful procedure and a speedy recovery.

 

[CandiCame]

Here's to the good drugs, a successful procedure and a speedy recovery.

Here here!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Restoring my old work car, and looking online for parts etc.

 

[lovetoread]

Jizz cats are less adorable.

Cool info

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jizz Cat

 

[Recidiva]

Here here!

I'm generally drug resistant and I was afraid I would wake up under general anesthesia like something out of Alien.

Go good drugs!

Instead I got "dependent edema" on my lips and looked like I'd gone in for plastic surgery.

 

[lovetoread]

Yep, but even tiny procedures are a pain in the arse and cost entirely too much in both time and money.

Ah I hope it all works out ok.

And ring that bell often and loud.

 

[Recidiva]

Restoring my old work car, and looking online for parts etc.

What does your old work car look like? Or what will it look like. Does the car have a name, is it a She?

We named our Saturn Jake and then after an accident and the horn was replaced with something a little bit more in the higher register, Jacqueline.

All my cars have had names.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The contractors finally showed up to put in the new walks and reshape the yard so that I can begin to finish the landscaping after 2½ years of frustration...

Wat will love this:

The contractors called one of the guys to haul some gravel, and after over a year of it's too wet, too dry, too cold, too warm, too early in the season, too late in the season, he still thought that HE was going to do the job...



I knew they would come out of the woodwork once the real work got started!

 

[Recidiva]

Cool info

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jizz Cat

The urban dictionary is your friend, and your enemy.

 

[CandiCame]

So I was watching "It" with my little brother. He's 13. And he's scared of a goddamn movie. So I was making fun of him. And I was like, "That's Tim Curry in a clown suit! The guy from Muppet Treasure Island! You're afraid of Tim Curry in a clown suit!"

And he was like, "No. I'm afraid of an alien pretending to be Tim Curry in a clown suit."

And I stopped. And I thought about that.

And that is some scary fucking shit. I don't care who you are. If you're a shape shiftier, why the FUCK would you go for Tim Curry in a clown suit?

 

[Recidiva]

The contractors finally showed up to put in the new walks and reshape the yard so that I can begin to finish the landscaping after 2½ years of frustration...

Wat will love this:

The contractors called one of the guys to haul some gravel, and after over a year of it's too wet, too dry, too cold, too warm, too early in the season, too late in the season, he still thought that HE was going to do the job...



I knew they would come out of the woodwork once the real work got started!

The "Goldilocks" Caper!

Hope it turns out well. That's a big deal. We got two HUGE trees removed from our property for hurricane safety purposes and I almost drove past the place when it was all done. But the holes are just about filled in with St. Augustine now.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What does your old work car look like? Or what will it look like. Does the car have a name, is it a She?

We named our Saturn Jake and then after an accident and the horn was replaced with something a little bit more in the higher register, Jacqueline.

All my cars have had names.

What you want is a very, very loud horn, but only at the upper range that the young can hear so that when they piss you the fuck off, you have a little measure of satisfaction to give to them...





... along with the proud American bird!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The "Goldilocks" Caper!

Hope it turns out well. That's a big deal. We got two HUGE trees removed from our property for hurricane safety purposes and I almost drove past the place when it was all done. But the holes are just about filled in with St. Augustine now.

The concrete should get poured this afternoon.

I almost cannot wait!

I have plans.

 

[Recidiva]

So I was watching "It" with my little brother. He's 13. And he's scared of a goddamn movie. So I was making fun of him. And I was like, "That's Tim Curry in a clown suit! The guy from Muppet Treasure Island! You're afraid of Tim Curry in a clown suit!"

And he was like, "No. I'm afraid of an alien pretending to be Tim Curry in a clown suit."

And I stopped. And I thought about that.

And that is some scary fucking shit. I don't care who you are. If you're a shape shiftier, why the FUCK would you go for Tim Curry in a clown suit?

Holy Shit! Tim Curry scared the crap out of me!

My daughter used to make fun of me all the time for being easily scared. Then we watched "The Blair Witch Project" and she made fun of me one more time...(though in that case it was technically being startled that the Blair Witch Project was scary, but she was kinda scared..)

Ulaven went on the back porch with a mask and waited for her to go put out the dog, and then scared the hell out of her. She never made fun of me again.

We're good parents like that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pre-surgical blood test, EKG: done.
filling in of forms and financial responsibility statements: in progress.
Worrying period #1: In progress.
Purchase bell: Done.
Worrying period #2:
Get operation: 8/23
Painful and entirely too slow recovery:
Use bell to demand more services from partner:

Best wishes.

Don't wear out your welcome with the bell...

 

[Recidiva]

What you want is a very, very loud horn, but only at the upper range that the young can hear so that when they piss you the fuck off, you have a little measure of satisfaction to give to them...





... along with the proud American bird!

And you found the parts for that, I assume