I require

[Aquila]

two acres worth of tin foil
19 plastic horses
A mistress
and a small thermonuclear device.

 

[Guest]

I prbably be able to supply plastic horses. Do they have to be life-size?

 

[HeavyStick]

How about an old priest and a young priest?

 

[Guest]

How about an old priest and a young priest?

Two priests will empty my bottle in jiffy.