I refuse to fuck dogs, or play with ANYONE's shit, while listening to Cunt-ry music.

[Starfish]

That's my only policy.... Oh and I don't do dead things either.



You won't do me now will you?

Shame.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Oops, I'm so sorry, wrong room.

 

[MissTaken]

Damn! Starfish, where is your sense of adventure?????







I think I will hang out in this room.....

no dogs
no shit
no high power drills

 

[Cheyenne]

Oops, I'm so sorry, wrong room.

Hey, teach! Good to see you!

 

[Lady Violet]

Re: I refuse to fuck dogs, or play with ANYONE's shit, while listening to Cunt-ry music.

That's my only policy.... Oh and I don't do dead things either.



You won't do me now will you?

Shame.

So... are you saying you will do those things if you're NOT listening to country music???

Sorry, had to toss that in there!! lol

 

[estevie]

Re: I refuse to fuck dogs, or play with ANYONE's shit, while listening to Cunt-ry music.

That's my only policy.... Oh and I don't do dead things either.



You won't do me now will you?

Shame.

I'll still do ya!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Dammit!

We could have been perfect for each other! Perfect!

Oh well... you're soooo inflexible.

Dammit.

 

[lobito]

Well Fishie, I'm no Dog, I don't play with shit, adn I can handle SOME cunt-ry music, but not all.



*trying to contain the flirting, DOWN BOY, DOWN!*

 

[TigerClaw]

Uh, Ok. I wouldnt either. So?

why the thread? Did someone ask you too?

 

[privy2u]

I suppose that rules out:

1) fucking you like a dog (also known as grudge fucking)
2) fucking the shit out of you (see above)
3) humming a Willie Nelson tune while eating you
4) giving you head till I'm dead

What does it take to please you?


Privy

 

[Starfish]

Privy, I wasn't thinking of it like that.

That sort of changes EVERYTHING!

TNJ, I started this thread for the very reason I start every thread I start here... because I felt like it.

Lady Violet, I totally set this up for that comment. I am so monotonously transparent and easy too.




Okay, The rest of you can eat my pussy while humming "Texas on a Saturday Night".

 

[lobito]

Okay, The rest of you can eat my pussy while humming "Texas on a Saturday Night".

Just so I don't hum the wrong song, who's that song by? *going off to Morpheus*

 

[Starfish]

I know that Willie Nelson did it, but I don't know if he actually wrote it.

 

[privy2u]

I don't care who wrote it as long as I get to hummm it!!


privy