I really need help!!!

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I need someone to tell me how to talk nasty on the phone...to a guy, so all people are welcome to tell me...please please...
 
Oh my, hun it is not that hard, it is a guy we are talking about, all you gotta do is moan, groan and tell him what you want him to do to you with a certain part of his body, or parts if you think he would go for foreplay. ;)

That is really all there is to it, alternate you can read him a story type thing, like what you and he would do when he shows up at your house with the details of how big he is, how good it feels and how much you want him to ride you until you cum. ;)
 
PM me with your questions.....I'll be glad to give you a guy's perspective.
 
I'll be happy to help you as well.

But the biggest piece of advice is what the guy likes. I know a few guys that cringe at the word "pussy" but I also know other guys that drip/cum/orgasm (blah blah) at the word "cunt".
 
I wrote a book on phone sex...

Well, ok, not a book...but almost.

It really depends on the person/people involved. I've had some very lame experiences and some very hot experiences. It involves a lot of imagination and some spicy language. Just make sure you are in the mood and don't force it (that's the worse). Teasing always works and if he says "I wanna cum on your tits" hang up! (Just kidding)

There are some people who are naturals at phone fun and there are some people who shouldn't even talk on the phone. It also helps if he or she has a very sexy voice. I'm all about the sexy voice mmmm. Just remember to say/do what makes you comfortable and if it feels "forced" then it's probably not happening.

Have fun and good luck!
 
Guys like dirty words. On the phone when they're away. Across the table when you're in a flash restaurant (but lower your voice a little). In bed, naked when your legs are spread facing him.
I can make my hubby cum without touching him (or him touching me) by saying things like:
Rub that big thick cock of yours against my hard nipples
Fuck my big tits with that fucking big cock of yours
My cunt is hungry for a big fat cock
Pump your cock till you gism over my face baby and let me taste your cum on my tongue
or the ever-favourite three-word cummer:
Fuck my cunt with that hard cock baby

There's not many words you need to use, but its the tone of voice you use, a deep husky whore-ish voice is best. Enjoy!
 
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