I really like thong straps that cling to my asscrack...

Ginny

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don't you?

it just feels good....fabric clinging to your crack....really good when you're kinda squirming.....get it just so against your lil pucker....

thong naysayers saw ewww buttfloss......but i ask....what's wrong with a lil butt flossing?......huh? ;)
 
just makes it mor fun to dig that floss out with my tongue...never know where you will get licked next!;)
 
christophe said:
just makes it mor fun to dig that floss out with my tongue...never know where you will get licked next!;)

tongue removal of said strap from crack is always a good thing.....;)
 
You do know people shit from there right?

The greatest amount of bacteria is centered in and around your ass crack.

Human waste is waste because it's not good for you.

It's not sexy.
 
RealityCalling said:
You do know people shit from there right?

The greatest amount of bacteria is centered in and around your ass crack.

Human waste is waste because it's not good for you.

It's not sexy.
that is why god made soap and water:D
 
bknight2602 said:
Nothing wrong with a little butt flossing, helps refresh your day!
flossing is good for you too....helps rmeove that build up!:D
 
I prefer to have my panties designed to go in the crack then to just ride up there by themselves. The flossing action is definately one of the plusses.
 
oh yeah....they have to be made for asscrackclinging....those loose straps....yikes....just this uneasy tickling going on back there all day......annoying....to say the least......
 
RealityCalling said:
You do know people shit from there right?

The greatest amount of bacteria is centered in and around your ass crack.

Human waste is waste because it's not good for you.

It's not sexy.

Ewwww germies!

I bet you always shower immediately after performing the distasteful act, to remove those icky fluids.
 
Ginny said:
tomphoto3487.jpg

Thomas Karner photograph

don't you?

it just feels good....fabric clinging to your crack....really good when you're kinda squirming.....get it just so against your lil pucker....

thong naysayers saw ewww buttfloss......but i ask....what's wrong with a lil butt flossing?......huh? ;)

Guess what I have in my pocket, baby. Hint: I'm wearing my black slacks. Color coordination is a MUST.

You are the hottest woman ALIVE. I love you with all of my everything.
 
I like it when they cling to your ass. And I like it when they cling to the lovely's asses you post.
 
Ginny said:
tomphoto3487.jpg

Thomas Karner photograph

don't you?

it just feels good....fabric clinging to your crack....really good when you're kinda squirming.....get it just so against your lil pucker....

thong naysayers saw ewww buttfloss......but i ask....what's wrong with a lil butt flossing?......huh? ;)

The only thing better than that is totally nude. WOW
 
RealityCalling said:
You do know people shit from there right?
The greatest amount of bacteria is centered in and around your ass crack.
Human waste is waste because it's not good for you.
It's not sexy.


oh too funny......i missed this earlier......you weirdo.....

of course we know there's bacteria there......haven't you ever heard and danced to "On The Dildo Tip" by Bacteria Laden Butt Juice?

eeeewwwwwwy.....<giggling>......butt germs.....
 
After fucking that tight butt
Other holes you do wish to enjoy
You should carefully clean up
Your cock, be it real or be it a toy

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip

If you don't, you'll be wishin
You'd paid closer heed to my chatter
Bacterial transmission
Is nowhere near a laughing matter

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip

The other orifices
Don't need those nasty germs from the ass
And most doctor's offices
Won't tell you this news, nor will a class

All you lovers far and near
Should listen carefully to this song
Wise words that you need to hear
Take my advice and wash that big dong

Clean it up, you
(On the dildo tip)
You've got gradeux
(On the dildo tip)
That's just nasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's not tasty
(On the dildo tip)
It's easy to choose
Clean all that butt juice
Off the dildo tip
 
tortoise said:
Guess what I have in my pocket, baby. Hint: I'm wearing my black slacks. Color coordination is a MUST.


umm..... a lil DKNY black thong? ;)
 
tortoise said:
Ewwww germies!

I bet you always shower immediately after performing the distasteful act, to remove those icky fluids.

Haha... MY thoughts, exactly!
 
<drooling from multiple orifices>

That is a delicious av, baby.
 
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