I read a story, can't find it again...

[parodyluvr75]

Last week I read a story about two women on the road, who enter a little town, then two dumb guys made some comments about them, they leave town, shortly afterwards a policeman stops their car, makes them go back. The two dumb guys guys are force to dress up, one like a skunk and the other like an opossum. They have to cover each other in cottage cheese and sing, 'Do You Really Want to Hurt me?' They make the guys sit in broken lawn chairs, tie them up and leave them alongside the road. The story ends with the policeman and the two women eating chocolate donut holes and drinking coffee at an all night diner. Does Anyone know the story name? Thanks in advance

 

[Byron In Exile]

Last week I read a story about two women on the road, who enter a little town, then two dumb guys made some comments about them, they leave town, shortly afterwards a policeman stops their car, makes them go back. The two dumb guys guys are force to dress up, one like a skunk and the other like an opossum. They have to cover each other in cottage cheese and sing, 'Do You Really Want to Hurt me?' They make the guys sit in broken lawn chairs, tie them up and leave them alongside the road. The story ends with the policeman and the two women eating chocolate donut holes and drinking coffee at an all night diner. Does Anyone know the story name? Thanks in advance

Such potential, here.

But... do they tie up the girls or the lawn chairs?

That part isn't clear.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Apologies, they tie the skunk and the opossum to the lawn chairs

 

[Byron In Exile]

^ St. Pete, a haiku.

The middle line breaks the Americanish rule, and fuck that until next Tuesday.

We'll trade a hamburger for something fun before Wednesday.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's a horrible haiku, sir. I fear you'll get Saint Pete's wrath.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Apologies, they tie the skunk and the opossum to the lawn chairs

We are such errant knaves...

^ That's just me to myself.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That's a horrible haiku, sir. I fear you'll get Saint Pete's wrath.

He's on Mountain Time.

He knows nothing of what we're on about.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Saint Peter is such a rascal, I would that hell might get him.

But, then, I'd probably bail him out anyway.

 

[Byron In Exile]

(With the vast funds of Killswitch, obviously...)

 

[parodyluvr75]

I imagine he'd sleeping sound. But if he's in for a penny, he's in for a pound.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I imagine he'd sleeping sound. But if he's in for a penny, he's in for a pound.

Selling England by the Pound

 

[Aquagal]

(With the vast funds of Killswitch, obviously...)

Hehe.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hehe.

Have I mentioned I'd like to grab you by the ankles and flip you on your belly?

I blame it on your being a sexpot.

So... it's not my fault. And LT will back me on this.

Also, it's genetical and stuff. Science.

 

[Aquagal]

*blink*

 

[Byron In Exile]

*blink*

To Sleep (John Keats):

O soft embalmer of the still midnight,
Shutting, with careful fingers and benign,
Our gloom-pleas'd eyes, embower'd from the light,
Enshaded in forgetfulness divine:
O soothest Sleep! if so it please thee, close
In midst of this thine hymn my willing eyes,
Or wait the "Amen," ere thy poppy throws
Around my bed its lulling charities.
Then save me, or the passed day will shine
Upon my pillow, breeding many woes,—
Save me from curious Conscience, that still lords
Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a mole;
Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards,
And seal the hushed Casket of my Soul.

 

[kbate]

Who broke the lawn chairs, and why were both chairs broken?

What kind of lawn chair? Were they put beside the road as junk or did the women and policemen steal, break them and then put them beside the road?

This makes no sense and I won't search for stories that make no sense.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The chairs were broken and abandon along the road, it doesn't matter who broke them. They symbolized how damaged the two dumb men were.

Folding.

It's left up in the air why the women drove around with cottage cheese, clothes line, an opossum costume and skunk costume in their trunk.

It would have made more more sense if it was pasta salad but I suppose cottage cheese is sexier.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Selling England by the Pound

http://www.pennmac.com/images/3362

 

[Fata Morgana]

They have to cover each other in cottage cheese and sing, 'Do You Really Want to Hurt me?' They make the guys sit in broken lawn chairs, tie them up and leave them alongside the road

This will be mine and Phelia's first date. The "guys" will be IsleofMan and Indie's Nob. Before we leave we'll throw rocks at their heads though.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's the one! I forgot about the rocks. It's the best date story ever!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

While your looking for your story or stories if you find my car keys let me know.

 

[parodyluvr75]

They are with my house keys.

 

[hobbit.]

Last week I read a story about two women on the road, who enter a little town, then two dumb guys made some comments about them, they leave town, shortly afterwards a policeman stops their car, makes them go back. The two dumb guys guys are force to dress up, one like a skunk and the other like an opossum. They have to cover each other in cottage cheese and sing, 'Do You Really Want to Hurt me?' They make the guys sit in broken lawn chairs, tie them up and leave them alongside the road. The story ends with the policeman and the two women eating chocolate donut holes and drinking coffee at an all night diner. Does Anyone know the story name? Thanks in advance

Alice in Wonderland. sometimes misnamed as Alice through the looking glass by uneducated illiterate twats.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Alice in Wonderland. sometimes misnamed as Alice through the looking glass by uneducated illiterate twats.

Thank you, I knew someone would help!