i read a scientific study that said horses eat grass.

[dolf]

which totally proves my point that all horses climb trees.
and if you don't believe me then i can link you to the study that says horses eat grass.
and if you still don't believe my totally scienced based statement that all horses climb trees then you're a moron in denial.

kthnxbye xx

 

[CandiCame]

Weird. Most horses eat hay, oats, fruit, etc...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

HEY!



That's the first stage of bull shit!

 

[CandiCame]

HEY!



That's the first stage of bull shit!

lol

Horses around here have fucking TVs in their stalls and shit. The blue grass is just their to cushion their dainty little feet. Wouldn't want them getting tired out between races.

 

[kbate]

Most horses do climb trees, they do it by leaning on the tree until the tree's new habit is horizontal.

Therefore all mares should take karate and kick Stallion Arse when the Stallion exhibits muscular might and voices his neigh about her appearance.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

lol

Horses around here have fucking TVs in their stalls and shit. The blue grass is just their to cushion their dainty little feet. Wouldn't want them getting tired out between races.

Kentucky,
Home of fast women and pretty horses.

 

[CandiCame]

Most horses do climb trees, they do it by leaning on the tree until the tree's new habit is horizontal.

Therefore all mares should take karate and kick Stallion Arse when the Stallion exhibits muscular might and voices his neigh about her appearance.

A mare will fuck a stallion up if she doesn't want to mate. Or if he goes to close to her. Or if he looks at her crossways.

Horse breeding's not the easiest thing in the world.

 

[CandiCame]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That looks like a lot of Chinese waiting to put the loser on the menu...

 

[dolf]

Most horses do climb trees, they do it by leaning on the tree until the tree's new habit is horizontal.

Therefore all mares should take karate and kick Stallion Arse when the Stallion exhibits muscular might and voices his neigh about her appearance.

you've proven your point most eloquently.

i'm in awe & shit.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Most horses do climb trees, they do it by leaning on the tree until the tree's new habit is horizontal.

Therefore all mares should take karate and kick Stallion Arse when the Stallion exhibits muscular might and voices his neigh about her appearance.

[amicus mode]
I don't know what you skirts got against Sylvester Stallion, but even though he's getting up in years like me, ole Rambo could still kick your collective asses.
[/amicus mode]

 

[kbate]

you've proven your point most eloquently.

i'm in awe & shit.

Quiet bitch, Candi is teaching me about horses now and I want to learn.

 

[CandiCame]

[amicus mode]
I don't know what you skirts got against Sylvester Stallion, but even though he's getting up in years like me, ole Rambo could still kick your collective asses.
[/amicus mode]

*unkind giggle*

 

[CandiCame]

Quiet bitch, Candi is teaching me about horses now and I want to learn.

Hey, be nice to me. I actually like horses. They're the one good thing about this state. You know how kids are always, "I want a pony?" Here kids get ponies. Mine was named "Epona" because she looks like Epona. She's getting old as hell so she's really good for the little bitties. When my youngest brother was a baby, I took him to teach him how to ride on her, and he went to pet her and stuck his entire hand up her nose, and pulled it out covered in horse snot.

He never learned how to ride.

 

[dolf]

Quiet bitch, Candi is teaching me about horses now and I want to learn.

all those pictures of 'mares' beating on stallions are edumicational.

 

[kbate]

Hey, be nice to me. I actually like horses. They're the one good thing about this state. You know how kids are always, "I want a pony?" Here kids get ponies. Mine was named "Epona" because she looks like Epona. She's getting old as hell so she's really good for the little bitties. When my youngest brother was a baby, I took him to teach him how to ride on her, and he went to pet her and stuck his entire hand up her nose, and pulled it out covered in horse snot.

He never learned how to ride.

You like horses enough to keep on hand pictures of horse fighting. (you might notice that most of those horses, with the exception of the wild horses) were stallions being forced to fight for the perverse enjoyment of a group of spectators and were not 'breeding mares' as you claimed.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You mean those were not Southern Chinese Donkey and Virgin shows?



:whew:

 

[Saint Peter]

...keep it cool

keep it cool...

 

[CandiCame]

You like horses enough to keep on hand pictures of horse fighting. (you might notice that most of those horses, with the exception of the wild horses) were stallions being forced to fight for the perverse enjoyment of a group of spectators and were not 'breeding mares' as you claimed.

Wow, you have literally never been around horses, have you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They're a lot like beagles, only bigger...

 

[richard_daily]

Wow, you have literally never been around horses, have you?

Kbate asked for, and got a pony on her 4th birthday, but she had already been given 3 others in the years prior.

 

[CandiCame]

Kbate asked for, and got a pony on her 4th birthday, but she had already been given 3 others in the years prior.

Like Amy on Futurama, "It's the pony I always wanted! But my parents said I already had too many ponies!"

But no, a mare really will fuck up a stallion when they try to mate. That's why the males in those pics have raging hard-ons. And the other horses have vaginae. Males will also fight. And females will fight. Some horses, just like humans, are dicks.

 

[dolf]

But no, a mare really will fuck up a stallion when they try to mate. That's why the males in those pics have raging hard-ons. And the other horses have vaginae. Males will also fight. And females will fight. Some horses, just like humans, are dicks.

you think this is a vagina? situated... there? in that position?

really??

edit to add: really???

 

[dolf]

hint.

 

[richard_daily]

hint.

I always said that you were a furry... I'm glad you're finally coming out about it.