I promised Sparky

[Ambrosious]

That I would review his CD when I got it for all of you.

Yeah, Jesus (pronounced Yea!) is mildly disturbing. Slower paced than the first few cuts. Most of what I've heard is blues oriented. Good, I like the blues.

Sparky,

WHAT THE FUCK IS "INCREDIBLE FROG BOY?" You read it right. Frog boy. Ribbet.

"Her Dryer" and (Dance Like A) Pogo are my favorites by far so far, and I am only into cut #7. Two hits here. Most of Sparky's stuff is made up as he plays it. (His admission.)

Damn good improv. I wish comedians were this good. Hell, I wish I was too. He blends television clips into the songs, which make them a little surreal. I think I even heard Spock. Maybe not.

Sparky on "No Change" reminds me of Neal Young on Southern Man. Very twangy.

"John Denver (Dead) is, creepy. Fucked up creepy; good Rocky Horror Picture Show Creepy, along with "Ragtime Jap Piano, which is also very good and creepy. Would be great with a Stephen King novel.

"Riddle My Heart" sees Sparky going back to his roots, southern as they are. "Hail All Women" should be posted here. For the Lit girls.

Will be back with part two, gotta do some errands.


Look at me, I'm a fucking music critic...

[Edited by Ambrosious on 03-06-2001 at 04:39 AM]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Ambrosious]

*bratcat*

You should re-read that, maybe?

 

[*bratcat*]

duhhhh..

 

[willfulbrat]

Hi, Ambrosious! Where can we get that? Sounds like a great CD, Sparky.

 

[Ambrosious]

The rest of the cd rocks, with an uber spiel that is unmatched in modern music. Sparky is as twisted on this cd as he is on the General Board. I found the whole cd a great listen, and entirely different from what I expected. He is a great "blues" musician. I expected Southern Rock, with a little Glam thrown in. Well, Southern Blues Rock is what you get with this compilation.

Gotta give it another listen this evening, and will post more here as I do.

Good job Sparky. Uber Rock. A whole new music genre.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Only this one time, will I venture out of my home.....

Thanks Ambro, but.....

Far too nice. It's a train wreck. An interestiang one sure (all my friends tell me so) but a wreck none-the-less. Anyone else want one - I'll make a grand attempt to send you one - for free. All you have to do is e-mail me with you address. Yes, I keep all that stuff confidential.

Thanks again Ambro. Just wait until the next release.

 

[DriveSouth]

Thanks A Lot Ambro!

We had him in a box and you've come along and opened it up!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Only this one time, will I venture out of my home.....

Yeah. And Flagg's never coming back.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, okay, okay - yes I'm out of my room again (quick get a net!)... but....

I've gotten quite a few requests for my CD and just had to let you all know.....

Yes, of course the offer is still open. And.......

You should beware - talk to Ambro. This ain't no disco and it surely ain't no Elton John or Black Sabath or Stones or just about anything most regular folks would be used to listening to.

I would think most folks would find it repulsive. I would think that my music is only for truly adventurous people.

I would not reccommend that you play it out loud at work - or at home around the kids - or in front of your SO who might think your web friends are strange enough as it is - beleive me this (my music) will confirm such to any border line skeptic.

So request this music at your own will - believe me, if it were comercially available - a photo of Tipper Core getting DP's by six multi-colored males would be the jacket cover.

Now - I'm going back into my room. Drop by later. Have a beer, wine, soda (yes I do have some sodas) Cheetos too.

Ah Cheetos, Slim Jims, pickled eggs, triscuits and peanut butter - man can I throw a party or what?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

DCL?

Flagg sent me a request for my CD by the way.

 

[Ambrosious]

Think Neil Young with a heroine addiction. And a drinking problem. On acid. Eating brownies. Drunk. AND on shrooms.

It is not for the faint of heart. HA!

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: Okay, okay, okay - yes I'm out of my room again (quick get a net!)... but....

So request this music at your own will - believe me, if it were comercially available - a photo of Tipper Core getting DP's by six multi-colored males would be the jacket cover.

hey thanks for the Idea Sparky, can I use it?? that sounds perfect for an Album cover..

E

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Congratulations Sparky!

... and as a lit girl <lol> i must insist that you post the lyrics to "Hail All Women" .... lol ... please ...

I LOVE Neil Young!!!!! ...
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I've seen the needle and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone.
~Neil Young~

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Isabella? The lyrices to "Hail all Women."

If the Queen had balls
Would that make her the King
Would that lower her voice
When she began to sing
If the King had a twat
Would he like it a lot
Would he ride side-saddle
No I think maybe not
If the sexes where switched
Would there be as much fun
Would girls get men pregnant
Would men be able to cum
Well I do elect
That things stay as they are
So men can be men
And worship women from affar
And what can one say
Let women be women
Cause you can't live without'em
And you can't live with'em

I say hail, hail, hail
I so love women
I say hail, hail, hail
Hail all women

I know have about 15 orders for my latest spew down to CD - I should get them all out in a couple of weeks. Anyone else interested should send me their address. It's free kids.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Spark?

oh ... why did you put a question mark after my name, dear?

... and why is your CD free? jeeeez ... it looks to me like you're just giving it away ... you slut ...
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... but i thought that men are able to cum already
Long Live Men