I passed a long piece of string

[Stout chap]

Can't imagine how I came about swallowing the damn thing. It was about two feet long! luckily, when i shat it out, one end was clumped to a large dollop of shite. So when i flushed the chain it sucked it right out my arse! A bit like being boned by Hanns Schmitt, I suspect.

What's the most disgusting thing you've shat?

 

[gridiron]

Can't imagine how I came about swallowing the damn thing. It was about two feet long! luckily, when i shat it out, one end was clumped to a large dollop of shite. So when i flushed the chain it sucked it right out my arse! A bit like being boned by Hanns Schmitt, I suspect.

What's the most disgusting thing you've shat?

LMFAO.. TFF.. Oh damn.. I'm bout to bust a gut laughing..

 

[Problem Child]

Can't imagine how I came about swallowing the damn thing. It was about two feet long! luckily, when i shat it out, one end was clumped to a large dollop of shite. So when i flushed the chain it sucked it right out my arse! A bit like being boned by Hanns Schmitt, I suspect.

What's the most disgusting thing you've shat?

TMI.

 

[bknight2602]

This thread?

 

[Monazwx]

I know it's Sunday, but has it gotten this boring?
To the point where we discuss our worst shitting experience?
BTW, I hope that shit does not qualify as 'string'.

 

[Stout chap]

You shat this thread? You're luckiy it's only three posts long. Else it might've hurt, b'god!

 

[Pyper]

LMAO...

 

[mbb308]

Hmmm.

Thanks for sharing!!!!

 

[StrawberryPez]

are you sure it wasn't a tape worm....

 

[Stout chap]

Quite so. I tried smashing it with a hammer!

 

[Shiner]

Rough guide here mate....if it had a face it was a worm.