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My fellow Americas, I, the president of United States, ordered our Intelligence servicemen to blow up the space shuttle Columbia in order to stir up the suspition towards Al Qaeda and Iraq. Though, the American intelligencia will no doubt refute such connection, the most of dumb ass Americans will be pointing fingers at Saddam.

Let's roll.
 
ChilledVodka said:
My fellow Americas, I, the president of United States, ordered our Intelligence servicemen to blow up the space shuttle Columbia in order to stir up the suspition towards Al Qaeda and Iraq. Though, the American intelligencia will no doubt refute such connection, the most of dumb ass Americans will be pointing fingers at Saddam.

Let's roll.
I wouldn't doubt it... He's tried every other avenue for support!
 
ChilledVodka said:
My fellow Americas, I, the president of United States, ordered our Intelligence servicemen to blow up the space shuttle Columbia in order to stir up the suspition towards Al Qaeda and Iraq. Though, the American intelligencia will no doubt refute such connection, the most of dumb ass Americans will be pointing fingers at Saddam.

Let's roll.


I'm so glad you're getting a kick out of this. You've obviously never served... fuckwit.
 
My fellow Americans, the vice president has informed me that that fanny lookin' fellow who rules North Korea might have had something to do with the explosion of the Space ship Enterprise.
 
ChilledVodka said:
My fellow Americans, the vice president has informed me that that fanny lookin' fellow who rules North Korea might have had something to do with the explosion of the Space ship Enterprise.


You are the first fuck I have had the pleasure to put on ignore.
 
My fellow Americans. Ignoring your President is a good call. However, ignoring the action of his government is not smart. Please do protest against the Corporate America.
 
CV.......

You've really got a twisted sick sense of humor......sometimes you're funny and make me laugh.

This wasn't one of those times.
 
I have never had a problem with CV, but this thread is in poor taste.
 
I preface this by saying that generally I wipe my ass on most of what "majority America" holds sacred. Astronauts, however, are above such petty political/idiological differences.

I don't think this is that great of a tragedy. It certainly is for the families of the Astronauts. But, the history space exploration is punctuated with the death's of brave Astronauts. They knew exactly how dangerous space travel is. They knew that they might well die, when they stepped on the Shuttle. Yet, they still did it. I don't view the space program as a National thing. Ultimately, space exploration will be for the benefit of all humanity. We are all made of stars, and to the stars we will return.

I salute the crew members of STS-107. But, I'll not dishonor them be shedding tears. Even in their death's something will be learned that will further advance the space program. Thus, their life's work continues.
 
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My fellow Americans, Professor Paul Davis of Macquarie University, Sydney, informes me all lives on earth descended from Martians, 35 million miles away. - Origine of Life; Penguin books
 
Cuckolded_BlK_Male said:
I salute the crew members of STS-107. But, I'll not dishonor them be shedding tears.
I agree with most of what you say, except for the dishonor in tears. There is never dishonor in showing compassion for fellow humans. Tears only show that you care about someone or something, they don't make a judgement call of honor or dishonor.
 
My fellow Americans, your president is posting a link to a free porn site in honour of our brave cosmonorts.

www.thehun.com

The Seven brave men and women, whatever the colour, religion, or countries they may be, rest in peace.
 
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Congrats Fuckhead, you finally made a list.

Shit for Brains....POOR TASTE. VERY POOR TASTE.


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ChilledVodka said:
My fellow Americans, your president is posting a link to a free porn site in honour of our brave cosmonorts.

www.thehun.com

The Seven brave men and women, whatever the colour, religion, or countries they may be, rest in peace.


You pathetic piece of chimp shit. You think something like this is funny? Fuck off fuckpig.
 
CV, if this joke was ever alive, I would tell you know that it is dead. It was never funny, and now it's just getting more obnoxious. You can stop now.
 
CV, just last night I was justifying your absence from my ignore list.
:eek: :( Shows how wrong I can be.
Consider the error corrected.
 
patient1 said:
CV, just last night I was justifying your absence from my ignore list.
:eek: :( Shows how wrong I can be.
Consider the error corrected.
My fellow American, you could use some of this:

www.joggs.com
 
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