I officially challenge LiFeNdEaTh to a penis length contest

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If he does not post in this thread, he automatically forfeits and admits to being a homosexual with a tiny penis.
 
O boy, Here we go.:rolleyes: Women don't challenge each other to see who's boobs are bigger? Go women!!!!!


I saw this. Thought it was funny. Oh well

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O boy, Here we go.:rolleyes: Women don't challenge each other to see who's boobs are bigger? Go women!!!!!


I saw this. Thought it was funny. Oh well

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I call bullshit. Ive seen it.

Besides women generally don't hide breast size so its kind of a give away.
 
It is getting weird between you two. You both kind of fun and wacky and serious at times. Oh wait one of you is an alt talking to himself/herself.

Fuck.

Never mind. This requires more brain power than I'm willing to give or can even afford.
 
I call bullshit. Ive seen it.

Besides women generally don't hide breast size so its kind of a give away.

I always wear a sports bra. It's comfortable but it squishes them. You are never sure what might pop out when it comes off!!!!!
 
I always wear a sports bra. It's comfortable but it squishes them. You are never sure what might pop out when it comes off!!!!!

I've been at bars with tables full of drunk women. Before the night is over with, tits will be compared.

What's bad is when one is your mom:eek:

Thankfully that was a friend of mine and not me
 
I've been at bars with tables full of drunk women. Before the night is over with, tits will be compared.

What's bad is when one is your mom:eek:

Thankfully that was a friend of mine and not me

Dang, see what I have been missing. I've never been drunk in a bar. Do they show em? Do men take theirs out and measure. I mean it could be different lengths depending on arousal. How do you figure?
 
I've been at bars with tables full of drunk women. Before the night is over with, tits will be compared.

What's bad is when one is your mom:eek:

Thankfully that was a friend of mine and not me


My mom's were better than your mom's.

However you grandma's were better than both. Sorry about my Dad entering the contest.
 
Dang, see what I have been missing. I've never been drunk in a bar. Do they show em? Do men take theirs out and measure. I mean it could be different lengths depending on arousal. How do you figure?

I've seen women flop tits on the table to see whose are bigger. Guys not so much. I think they just grab a lady for head in the bathroom or somethin. I normally stay somewhat sober in bars and clubs. I like to people watch. Detroits a hell of a town
 
Dang, see what I have been missing. I've never been drunk in a bar. Do they show em? Do men take theirs out and measure. I mean it could be different lengths depending on arousal. How do you figure?

Let's make a date to go to a bar. I'll buy.
 
I've seen women flop tits on the table to see whose are bigger. Guys not so much. I think they just grab a lady for head in the bathroom or somethin. I normally stay somewhat sober in bars and clubs. I like to people watch. Detroits a hell of a town

I have smaller breasts a size B but I have perky nipples do I get points for that?
 
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