I need you people to teach me how to suck up.

[ms_ann_thrope]

I really suck at it. What are your secrets? How do you keep a straight face?

Is there a manual available?

And please, don't lie and tell me it just comes naturally.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I really suck at it. What are your secrets? How do you keep a straight face?

Is there a manual available?

And please, don't lie and tell me it just comes naturally.

Its all inside Paul Fussell's book, CLASS IN AMERICA.

Only the Middle Class can do it. I'm not speaking of middle income, I'm speaking of the genuine Babbitt who owns his store, office, or farm. Anyone who collects a paycheck or has a trust fund is ineligible. The real deal is at home kissing ass or gassing Jews.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Its all inside Paul Fussell's book, CLASS IN AMERICA.

Only the Middle Class can do it. I'm not speaking of middle income, I'm speaking of the genuine Babbitt who owns his store, office, or farm. Anyone who collects a paycheck or has a trust fund is ineligible. The real deal is at home kissing ass or gassing Jews.

I own my own soul. It must be worth something? And boobs...

Why won't you love me?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I own my own soul. It must be worth something? And boobs...

Why won't you love me?

You don't own one CSA flag.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You don't own one CSA flag.

Is that the one with the blue "X" on it? I own a straw hat.

wink, wink.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

HEY!

More advising, less lurking.

 

[Adre]

1. Pucker up
2. Pull down suckee's drawers
3. Insert nose in crack
4. You have successfully sucked up

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

1. Pucker up
2. Pull down suckee's drawers
3. Insert nose in crack
4. You have successfully sucked up

You make the bestest threads.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Suck up?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Suck up?

Kiss ass and brown nose mean the same thing.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Suck up?

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/KimKbachVegasMalika.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

Kiss ass and brown nose mean the same thing.

This is you being nice to me?

 

[smoothg103rd]

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/KimKbachVegasMalika.jpg

I don't see shit.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

This is you being nice to me?

Just answering the question. Don't read too much into it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Just answering the question. Don't read too much into it.

I feel like I am forever in debt to you now.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I feel like I am forever in debt to you now.

Uhhh. If I call you some names or something will you let that go, lol?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Uhhh. If I call you some names or something will you let that go, lol?

Yeah. I owe you. I'll let it slide.

 

[Adre]

You make the bestest threads.

Ayuh.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ayuh.

You say the bestest things.

 

[Adre]

You say the bestest things.

A gift.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

A gift.

For moi?

You shouldn't have.

 

[Noor]

You don't really need to suck up to people if you are nice and kind to them.

 

[jezzilee]

You don't really need to suck up to people if you are nice and kind to them.

/end thread

 

[Noor]

May I suggest a few books for you, MAT?

Choosing Civility: The Twenty-five Rules of Considerate Conduct by P. M. Forni

Style by Mortimer Levitt

The Unwritten Rules of Social Relationships: Decoding Social Mysteries Through the Unique Perspectives of Autism by Temple Grandin and Sean Barron

The Four Agreements by Miguel Ruiz

These books are actually good for everyone to read.

 

[Liar]

You don't really need to suck up to people if you are nice and kind to them.

I was gonna say that, but in a less nice and kind way.