I need to pass a test!

[estevie]

A drug test to be exact!

Please keep the 'just quit smokin' to yourselves, its a bit too late for that now. I have until Friday morning at 10:30 to remove any trace of marijuana from my system. I know the juice that can be bought to clean out systems works, but its also kinda expensive. It will be my last resort if you guys can't come up with sure-proof plan of action.

Any ideas?

 

[MissTaken]

I have heard drinking vinegar works.

I can't be certain though.

Good Luck!

 

[Debbie]

looking for ideas for you will come back if I find any...

found this

http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/alcohol/acd-20.htm

 

[freakygirl]

I know of nothing that is a "sure fire" thing.

I have a friend who had smoked some on a Saturday and had a surprise UA on Tuesday. Didn't show up on him. Not sure if he got lucky or what. Maybe you should just try to avoid it between now and Friday?

I've never done any drugs, way to many people in my family had problems with them. I guess I figured I'd die or something stupid, so I avoided them. Sorry I can't be of any help.

 

[Azwed]

Yeah i have heard the vinger thing too.


Drink lots and lots of water. Just constantly drink water for the next few days. That will help flush your system out too. I think MAxim had a thing about passing drug tests a few months ago. I will see if I can find it for you.

 

[Siren]

A lot of cranberry juice

 

[RisiaSkye]

What kinda test--urine, blood, hair sample, or something else?

Urine is the easiest to fake. Lots of green tea, water, and cranberry juice. Also, a bladder infection invalidates the results, so a drop of ammonia added to the sample can help, in a worst-case scenario. It's risky, though, because some places check your hands and pockets before you go in to give the sample.
Hemp seed oil is commonly prescribed by nutritionists and other health practitioners. Explaining that you use it for mineral deficiencies might explain any trace amounts of THC in the sample, if it comes to that.

The 2 hours flushes work, though, even though they're expensive. A friend smoked the morning of the test, and still passed.

 

[Debbie]

so far as Siren says cranberry.
Also supposedly water, vinegar and eating a LOT of carrots.

 

[estevie]

Re: A lot of cranberry juice

and why concerned about the cost of juice being expensive?

If ya can afford pot...
you can afford juice.

lol...its not regular juice, its a special juice, about $65 i think...which i don't have cause i spent it on pot

I don't think abstaining from smoking till i pass the test on friday will work.

I have been unemployed and in front of this computer since March, I smoke everyday. Now, don't get me wrong, Im not a total pothead...I don't sit here all day, get high and cyber! lol...but, after the kids are at school, i will smoke and then usually at night in bed watching tv. So i think its safe to say that even if i don't smoke from now until then, its still there.

Ok, Im going to go check the link that debbiexxx posted...keep trying y'all...ineed major help with this one!

Thanks!

 

[Phoenyx]

What kinda test--urine, blood, hair sample, or something else?

Urine is the easiest to fake. Lots of green tea, water, and cranberry juice. Also, a bladder infection invalidates the results, so a drop of ammonia added to the sample can help, in a worst-case scenario. It's risky, though, because some places check your hands and pockets before you go in to give the sample.
Hemp seed oil is commonly prescribed by nutritionists and other health practitioners. Explaining that you use it for mineral deficiencies might explain any trace amounts of THC in the sample, if it comes to that.

The 2 hours flushes work, though, even though they're expensive. A friend smoked the morning of the test, and still passed.

He could tape a little amonia under his arm pit so even is they check his pockets they wont find it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

No advice, just sympathy. I think random-drug tests are a violation of your privacy. Especially when it comes to THC, which stays in your system for so long.

I smoke maybe 6 times a year and enjoy it when I do. If I worked outside the home, how could that possibly interfer with my job performance?

Frankly, if I owned a company, I would rather have an employee come to work after a night of smoking pot than a night of drinking alcohol. Wonder which accounts for more sick days?

Ruby

 

[nasty]

I have a solution. Get a friend to pee in a cup for ya, then, when you go in for the test, switch cups. It worked for the guy in "American Beauty." Sorry, I don't have a better solution.

 

[estevie]

Risia,

its just a urine test..as far as i know...they said routine drug test. I used to give drug tests, so i know all the tricks that are used, as far as sample tampering. I can't do that.

damnit to hell, finally find a job and just cause i smoke pot, not ever while im working mind you, i can't get it! I'm not sure how y'all feel about it, but its not like im some drug addict or something. I guess, technically, i am. I love getting high and am a bitch from hell if i go a few days without it. but, damn, its not like im going to go to work all strung out on meth or something...its just a little pot...sighhhhh, damnit!

 

[estevie]

I have a solution. Get a friend to pee in a cup for ya, then, when you go in for the test, switch cups. It worked for the guy in "American Beauty." Sorry, I don't have a better solution.

that doesn't work...first, i may not be able to pee alone...some places go in with you so you can't do that. Second, most drug test bottles have a temp strip on it to make sure the urine is fresh, how would i keep it warm? Third, all my friends get high too...lmao I could get my hubby to do it, but still how do i keep it warm?

 

[RisiaSkye]

estevie

You've still got options that don't require sample tampering.
Hemp seed oil's still a good backup claim.
Cranberry juice, water, and a little apple cider vinegar go a long way.
And, if you want to be sure, and really need the job--scrounge the 30-50 bucks for the flush juice. It's worth the investment. I've never seen it fail. 100% Pure seems to work the best, but they all do the job. Just follow the directions. I know you're broke, but...

 

[nasty]

that doesn't work...first, i may not be able to pee alone...some places go in with you so you can't do that. Second, most drug test bottles have a temp strip on it to make sure the urine is fresh, how would i keep it warm? Third, all my friends get high too...lmao I could get my hubby to do it, but still how do i keep it warm?

Sorry, that was a "pissy" solution. I just LOVE "American Beauty."

 

[estevie]

yes, Risia, you are right. I need the job and that stuff does work. I can come up with the money, my hubby will give it to me... i just thought if anyone had any ideas, I wouldn't have to ask hubby for the money to buy it and hear his shit for the next year. Oh well, i've gotten so good at tuning him out, this will be no different


Thanks for the advise guys! I'll keep ya posted!

 

[chanaud]

GNC sells green tea (don't know the name of it) to remove all traces of marijuana. It cost about $20.00 and has been proven to work.

Good luck to ya!

 

[Chuckus]

Yeah i have heard the vinger thing too.


Drink lots and lots of water. Just constantly drink water for the next few days. That will help flush your system out too. I think MAxim had a thing about passing drug tests a few months ago. I will see if I can find it for you.

The water thing helps alot, it flushes out the system..........it worked for a friend of mine who had to take a test and he smoked up to 2 days before the test..........but I don't know if he took anything else to help or increase his chances.

 

[Siren]

Estevie...not judging or anything., but........

 

[Debbie]

Some more info


"We've all heard tales of beating the drug test itself. Some advised drinking bitter liquids like vinegar or pickle juice. It was rumored that certain vitamin supplements might jinx the test, or flushing your system with diuretics and lots of water. Many products have come and gone from the market--all designed to quell the desperation of job candidates who wanted negative results. But the bottom line remains unchanged: The only foolproof way to pass a drug test is to avoid drug usage, or at least to let nature clear your body of its evidence over time. "



The following is a chart of drugs most commonly tested in a drug test, and how long they stay in your urine and hair.

SUBSTANCE URINE HAIR
Alcohol 6-12 hrs n/a
Amphetamines 4-5 days up to 90 days
Barbiturates 2-12 days n/a
Benzodiazepines 1-42 days n/a
Cannabis (single use) 24-72 hrs up to 90 days
Cannabis (habitual use) up to 12 wks up to 90 days
Cocaine 4-5 days up to 90 days
Codeine/Morphine 2-4 days up to 90 days
Heroin 8 hrs up to 90 days
PCP 2-10 days up to 90 days

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[StondTmplPilot]

water and lots of it, about two gallons in the hours before the test, easiest to drink it warn...go when you have to, by the time you take the test you will be passing water.

 

[Pan718]

I love a challenge!

OK... Get your husband's clean urine and put it in a zip-lock snack bag (smaller than the sandwich bag). Then... ummmm... gently insert it vaginally. The urine will match your body temp... and I bet you can break the seal with a finger... allowing it to exit in a somewhat normal looking fashion. Unless the peepee monitor kneels and checks you UP CLOSE, I can't imagine it looking suspicious.

Damn, good thing I'm a law-abiding citizen... I scare myself with some of these ideas.

 

[Pokerman]

you can't swap male and female urine.