I need to lose weight,cos I got wet.

[mig]

There I was herding ducks on the pond.

Actually I was clearing weed and dredging,riding in my trusty punt,When I stood up and put my foot through the bottom.

Oh! boy,was that cold or was that cold.

 

[MissTaken]

Here. Here is a nice warm blanket and a hot cup of tea for ya, Mig!



Eeks! You must be freezing!

 

[mig]

Thanks.

I already had the tea.Right after the whisky.

Yes it was moderately chilly.Bet it looked funny though.
Me standing on the bottom of the pond,with a punt wrapped
round my legs.

 

[Andreina]

did the ducks laugh at you?

 

[mig]

did the ducks laugh at you?

Of course,but they do that anyway.


Please give me some eggs,quaaaaaaack!.

You'd never believe how expressive a good quack can be.

 

[Andreina]

you know, im really jealous of your ducks. i love ducks so much... *sighs* back home we live very close to a small river and my granny and I used to go and feed the ducks every day....good ole times.

 

[mig]

You can come feed my ducks any time.

But you'll have to run.

 

[Andreina]

they are sooooooo cute