I need to get paid...

[Shaq]

That's it...I'm quitting my paper route until my boss gives me the raise I've been asking for!


P.S-Do kids still have paper routes? Don't newspapers get delivered by services?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I need to get paid too, anybody wanna buy some drugs?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd pay good money for a Barbie lap dance.

 

[seXieleXie]

I need to get paid too, anybody wanna buy some drugs?

yes

 

[Rubyfruit]

Lexie, are you within driving distance of me now?

I've got drugs and sex.

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

Yummy.

Llllovely avatar tonight, Ruby.

 

[seXieleXie]

Lexie, are you within driving distance of me now?

I've got drugs and sex.

yup, i got into california about 8 hours ago... hmmm...
*runs off to see if she can borrow the car*

 

[Guru]

 

[Private Vasquez]

ya know, Barbie's hips don't swivel all that well. She can do a mean can-can though.

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

<digs in pocket>

I've got thirty-seven cents.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Yummy.

Llllovely avatar tonight, Ruby.

Thank you my sweet. ~smiles~

Lex, I thought you were going to drive straight here from SFX?

 

[OpposingBalance]

I need to get paid too, anybody wanna buy some drugs?

Whatcha got?
Just kiddin. Don't do drugs. They're baaaaaaaad.

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Yummy.

Lex, I thought you were going to drive straight here from SFX?

yeah but i forgot about the whole "i don't have a car" issue

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

Wrong day

And I picked today to stop tokin'.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Red Bull is all the drugs I need.

I have connections in the pharmacy, I could probably get my hands on some good stuff. Laxatives for everyone!

 

[Shaq]

Re: <digs in pocket>

I've got thirty-seven cents.

*searches sofa*

I can add 23 cents....

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

Re: Re: <digs in pocket>

I can add 23 cents....

How much does an old-man lapdance go for?

 

[OpposingBalance]

Red Bull is all the drugs I need.

I have connections in the pharmacy, I could probably get my hands on some good stuff. Laxatives for everyone!

Red Bull?!?!? *smack*
If you are going to drink beer, drink Heineken.
If you're gonna drink spirits, drink scotch.
If you're gonna drink at all, you should drink wine...
But thats just my opinion..

 

[Rubyfruit]

*passing Riven the pipe*

Lex, babe, I would have picked you up.

Vas, can I just diet and exercise?

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

*passing Riven the pipe*

You're just as evil as I would hope.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: <digs in pocket>

How much does an old-man lapdance go for?

I'd pay him, and he knows it.

 

[Liontamr]

Pay Day is Friday..

Long weekend and a PPV party on Sunday.. New DVD player comin at me.. Monday BBQ and ballgame... And then my typical Tuesday off!

*nods*

Oh yeah.. I'm lookin forward to it!

 

[Sillyman]

I need to get paid too. You think telling people you are a loan shark would be enough for them to know you don't fuck around. Anyone know where a guy can dump a bloodied tire iron?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Red Bull?!?!? *smack*
If you are going to drink beer, drink Heineken.
If you're gonna drink spirits, drink scotch.
If you're gonna drink at all, you should drink wine...
But thats just my opinion..

I don't drink Red Bull when I'm gettin' my drink on. A shot of Tonic Water with a lime wedge, thanks.

 

[Riven___Caulfield]

<sigh>

<----shan't be getting paid for quite some time.