I need to feed

[Beaker]

Bird feed...

Raven oh raven cum cum... lots to be done

 

[Ravenloft]

*Fluttering in.*
Whats this now? A pile of bird seed? For me?! My, my, I am a bit famished...
*Pecking at the offered food.*
Whats to be done now?

 

[Beaker]

Plant your ass dear its hanging out at me... OHHHHHHH!


I'll take that ass and raise ya.... high!

 

[Ravenloft]

*With a mischevious grin I plop down on my rear and continue to munch on the seed before me. Looking up every now and again as I dab at my beak.*

Yummy stuff you got here!

 

[Beaker]

I cant remember spilling my seed... but so glad it tastes nice

And with a tail like that what else should I do but watch as you peck and poke and prod and...

 

[Ravenloft]

*Giggling and fluffing out my ebony tail feathers then puffing up the down on my chest I take one last peck at the pile of seeds.*

Yes, it is quite a delicacy!

*Hopping toward you cheerfully*

So... Now that my tummy's full... Um... Now what?

*Grinning as innocently as a raven can.*

 

[Beaker]

Your tummy's full of seed,

Your nether region full of need,

You are here to breed,

And you will pay for your greed!

 

[Ravenloft]

The seed was good indeed...

I give my nether regions much heed...

Well if breedings where this leads...

So... Are you gonna do the deed?

 

[Beaker]

The deed indeed is full of need, and I must breed...

Here

Now

Hard

Ow

Done

Now

Fucked

Well

Now

Hell

 

[Ravenloft]

Ow? Do you need a doctor? I didn't clip you with my big black beak did I?! Are you bleeding? Are you okay?! Are you okay?! Someone call 911!!! Defib, defib! Stat!!!

 

[Beaker]

[No message]

 

[Ravenloft]

OMG! OMG!!! What have I done?! What Have I DONE!!!

Speak to me! Speak!!!

*Attempting to revive Beaker but realising I only have wings I start beating my beak against his chest.*

Help! HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!

 

[Beaker]

*With the beating of feathers over my face*

Whats that??? wind

What happened

*opening an eye*

"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

*Faints again*

 

[Ravenloft]

*Flashing a smile as I see Beaker wake up. Then frown when he faints. Furrowing my brow with agitation I scamper up toward his fore head and peck at it.*

Wakey, wakey, this bird is still fresh!

 

[Ravenloft]

*With a sigh of exasperation I shed a single black feather that lands in the palm of Beakers hand as I launch into the air.* This little Raven flew the coupe! Bwahahahahah!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*bemused yet amused* Now that was a sight you don't see everyday.

 

[jcgirl]

Uh.....Im with Juspar on this one

 

[Ravenloft]

*Squaking.*
Nevermore! NeverMORE!!

Heheh!