I need to be thoroughly fucked

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miles

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No smiley faces or cartoon roses, but a pussy pounding, bed squeaking fuck that makes my eyelid twitch afterwards.

Damn.
 
Man, I have been thoroughly fucked a few times in my life. I really didn't enjoy it all that much. Oh, oh, you mean that kind of fucked, sorry. :D
 
miles' standard sunday morning post.

i'm beginning to wonder if he ever gets laid.
 
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Alexandraah, regardless of what they say, nobody on Lit is getting laid!
 
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miles said:
Alexandraah, regardless of what they say, nobody on Lit is getting laid!

Thats 'cos we're all obviously a bunch of socially inept freaks, if we need to come here and flirt

Well I know i am.

:D
 
miles said:
No smiley faces or cartoon roses, but a pussy pounding, bed squeaking fuck that makes my eyelid twitch afterwards.

Damn.

Sorry. I gotta headache.

:p :p
 
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miles said:
Alexandraah, regardless of what they say, nobody on Lit is getting laid!

sweet jesus...this is the saddest fucking thing I have ever read. I certainly don't want to be any part of this. I could use a serious session of flesh pounding against flesh, up against the wall, head hitting headboard....
 
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Starblayde said:


Thats 'cos we're all obviously a bunch of socially inept freaks
:D

Chalk me up as another freak....lol
V~
 
I think all sexually inclined humans should just start wearing yellow post its… on their foreheads saying things like..

Nice Shoes… For the subtle guy..

Wanna Fuck So Hard We Break The Bed? For everyone else..
 
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miles said:
Alexandraah, regardless of what they say, nobody on Lit is getting laid!

I'm going on the second day without getting laid.
We got some kind of flu thing going on though.
:devil:
 
miles said:
No smiley faces or cartoon roses, but a pussy pounding, bed squeaking fuck that makes my eyelid twitch afterwards.

Damn.

Know whatcha mean... know whatcha mean....
 
Dhalgren said:
I think all sexually inclined humans should just start wearing yellow post its… on their foreheads saying things like..

Nice Shoes… For the subtle guy..

Wanna Fuck So Hard We Break The Bed? For everyone else..

Slapping my post-it to my chest ...

Wanna Fuck So Hard We Break The Bed?

Morgy
:kiss:
 
We haven't really been introduced yet,

MorgaineLaFay said:
Wanna Fuck So Hard We Break The Bed?
but to answer your question, YES.

I love your sig line--it reminds me of that little speech in Citizen Kane.
 
Come to think about it, Morgy..

There are better places to wear our little stickies, indeed..
~smiles~!
 
miles said:
No smiley faces or cartoon roses, but a pussy pounding, bed squeaking fuck that makes my eyelid twitch afterwards.

Damn.

I have spoiled you.

Nothing but this satisfies you anymore.:D

I missed you today.
jl:kiss:
 
both actually

MorgaineLaFay said:
Thank you.
And the thread or the Movie? I need to go read that thread...
Dixon and I were talking about the movie, in the thread.

[Edited]

I found it. See this.
 
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kotori said:
Dixon and I were talking about the movie, in the thread. I'll see if I can find it.

highjacking Pool-Boy's thread...once again

I found it thanks.

I need to get a big ol box of post-its now..going to be slapping them on my self daily...
 
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Originally posted by miles
Alexandraah, regardless of what they say, nobody on Lit is getting laid!
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Originally posted by MorgaineLaFay

sweet jesus...this is the saddest fucking thing I have ever read. I certainly don't want to be any part of this. I could use a serious session of flesh pounding against flesh, up against the wall, head hitting headboard....

*Light bulb goes on*
*2x4 hits back of head*
*He wakes up*

...and it was all a dream
 
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