I Need Some Urgent Help! Please

[Emerald Eyed]

It's apparent that a simple request for some info was a horrible mistake since all of you geeks like to feed off eachother and flame me. You know what? Screw ya.

Screw us?


Would you be able too? with your blanket fetish and all...

 

[Killswitch]

Try some lubrication and trust me your right or left arm will get stronger.

I know from experience.

 

[Barbdreams]

You're fucked. Your body has learned to only come one way. You will never ejaculate by hand masturbation. You will never ejaculate from a blow job. You will never be able to ejaculate with the woman on top. For the rest of you life, the only way you will be able to come is by being on top and humping away. On a blanket or on a woman, or guy, if that is your preference.

With years of therapy, you might be able ejaculate some other way. But odds are against it.

He's right. The blanket has ruined sex for you, forever. You're doomed.

Poor lil fleece-fucker.

 

[27titles27]

Screw us?


Would you be able too? with your blanket fetish and all...

Enjoy your studio appartment.

 

[catfish]

apparently you'd be incapable of that?

He could, his partner will just have to wear a really soft blanket on top of their body.

 

[IllinoisAngel]

He could, his partner will just have to wear a really soft blanket on top of their body.

or a sheep costume

 

[pipercatt]

It's apparent that a simple request for some info was a horrible mistake since all of you geeks like to feed off eachother and flame me. You know what? Screw ya.

Now, that's a reasonable response. There might be hope for you yet!

 

[catfish]

or a sheep costume

rofl oh shit, this is the funniest thread I've read in quite some time

 

[27titles27]

rofl oh shit, this is the funniest thread I've read in quite some time

Nice to know there are some assholes left in the world. You kind of remind me of Molly Ivin, except for you're not funny.

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

Oh my gosh....*laughing*

 

[IllinoisAngel]

rofl oh shit, this is the funniest thread I've read in quite some time

and sound effects:

oh baaaaaaa -by! Moooooooo-ve that cock in and out of me! I want you to make me scream so loud the neeeeeeeigh-bors call the cops!

 

[MichiMan]

I seen some fleece condoms down at Walgreens just last week...

 

[Killswitch]

So go ahead and blow off the one serious reply you got.

Moron.

 

[Barbdreams]

rofl oh shit, this is the funniest thread I've read in quite some time

I know, I am crying I'm laughing so hard!

 

[27titles27]

So go ahead and blow off the one serious reply you got.

Moron.

I noticed your reply, why don't you call all the assholes who ruined this thread a moron.

 

[catfish]

Nice to know there are some assholes left in the world. You kind of remind me of Molly Ivin, except for you're not funny.

Yes, there are some assholes left in the world, and no non-crusty blankets at your house. I'm curious, does your Mom ask you why your blankies are crusty? What do you tell her, " Oh, that, I spilled some ranch dressing on them.."

 

[Barbdreams]

Hey guys, this puts the term "baby's blanket" in a whole new light, doesn't it?

 

[IllinoisAngel]

Hey guys, this puts the term "baby's blanket" in a whole new light, doesn't it?

'receiving' blanket. LOL

 

[Emerald Eyed]

Enjoy your studio appartment.

Is that an insult or something

Lame lame

 

[catfish]

Hey guys, this puts the term "baby's blanket" in a whole new light, doesn't it?

ewwwww...lol.

 

[27titles27]

Yes, there are some assholes left in the world, and no non-crusty blankets at your house. I'm curious, does your Mom ask you why your blankies are crusty? What do you tell her, " Oh, that, I spilled some ranch dressing on them.."

My Mom's dead, I now live with my asshole of a father and he probably doesn't know how to do laundry.
Wanna make this thread even more fun for me?

 

[Killswitch]

I noticed your reply, why don't you call all the assholes who ruined this thread a moron.

I have a million times kid.

You have to understand this place.

The biggestcomponenet here only second to cheating on your spouce or SO, is the one upsmanship of wittyness or percieved wittyness.

 

[catfish]

My Mom's dead, I now live with my asshole of a father and he probably doesn't know how to do laundry.
Wanna make this thread even more fun for me?

Damn, 13 to 18....have you used the same blanket all of that time?

 

[Jesus Christ]

My Mom's dead, I now live with my asshole of a father and he probably doesn't know how to do laundry.
Wanna make this thread even more fun for me?

You're totally gonna' get crucified!

 

[27titles27]

Damn, 13 to 18....have you used the same blanket all of that time?

Get over yourself, all you've done is make some lame jokes and remind me of my dead mother, rather than giving a serious reply.