I need some pussy tonight. Apply here

[SigmundFraud]

You may be wondering what are my qualifications?

I have booze and weed and can play most stringed instruments.

Tonight I plan on serenading the lucky lady Mozart on the ukulele.

I will even supply pizza and candles.

Yeah I know this is your dream date so rush to get to the front of the list

Serious applications only.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you have a standard release form.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Do you have a standard release form.

No need for contracts but recent verification that you in fact possess a vagina is required.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Does one need to shave first? If so, then can one assume that your balls will also be smooth, or do we both need to supply our own dental floss?

 

[SigmundFraud]

Does one need to shave first? If so, then can one assume that your balls will also be smooth, or do we both need to supply our own dental floss?

I am a smooth operator in every sense.

 

[mamasota]

The play's the thing, Sigmund.
How good are you at ukulele tuning?

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I am a smooth operator in every sense.

This might take a few hours, can I get a rain check?

 

[SigmundFraud]

The play's the thing, Sigmund.
How good are you at ukulele tuning?

We both have a G string

This might take a few hours, can I get a rain check?

This is a one time offer...........unless you have really big tits.

 

[neci]

don't get my hopes up like this, asshole.

i need to shave.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

This is a one time offer...........unless you have really big tits.

I just bruised my tits by stomping on them as I was jumping up and down over your offer.

 

[SigmundFraud]

don't get my hopes up like this, asshole.

i need to shave.

You will need to work on your manners.

It's Mr. Asshole.

 

[neci]

You will need to work on your manners.

It's Mr. Asshole.

does mr. asshole like to be poked or prodded?

 

[neci]

now i feel dirty.

you are going to burn in hell.

 

[SigmundFraud]

does mr. asshole like to be poked or prodded?

If you mean as in a strapon I must confess I am a giver not a taker yet after enough weed and booze I can be talked into almost anything. The key word is almost. I strike nothing down from the realms of experimentation between two willing adults except the other person must be female.

 

[SigmundFraud]

now i feel dirty.

you are going to burn in hell.

If ya don't feel dirty you ain't doing it right

 

[neci]

If you mean as in a strapon I must confess I am a giver not a taker yet after enough weed and booze I can be talked into almost anything. The key word is almost. I strike nothing down from the realms of experimentation between two willing adults except the other person must be female.

so a spit roast is out?

i'm not really into strapons, unless your wifey will wear one.

 

[SigmundFraud]

so a spit roast is out?

i'm not really into strapons, unless your wifey will wear one.

lol

the wifey lives elsewhere. 30 more days and divorce is final. She definitely hetero all the way.

 

[neci]

lol

the wifey lives elsewhere. 30 more days and divorce is final. She definitely hetero all the way.

that's a long road. plan on celebrating?

 

[SigmundFraud]

that's a long road. plan on celebrating?

Naw. It is with regret. No hard feeling on either side now. After almost 30 years there just is no spark. She lost interest in sex. Hopefully she will meet a man who will reignite her spark. She is the mother of my children and a good woman. We were able to put the hostility behind us and I think we shall remain friends.

I have a gf but she is much younger than me and there's no real connect. It is based on my supply of weed and sex.

 

[neci]

Naw. It is with regret. No hard feeling on either side now. After almost 30 years there just is no spark. She lost interest in sex. Hopefully she will meet a man who will reignite her spark. She is the mother of my children and a good woman. We were able to put the hostility behind us and I think we shall remain friends.

I have a gf but she is much younger than me and there's no real connect. It is based on my supply of weed and sex.

i hope you both find people you can connect with.

 

[neci]

also - if you just put yourself out there as weed and sex, that's all you'll get in return. if you want more, be more.

 

[unregistered]

 

[SigmundFraud]

also - if you just put yourself out there as weed and sex, that's all you'll get in return. if you want more, be more.

She started out as just a student. After I retired I started to give guitar lessons for something to do. She has a daddy thing and I admittedly took full advantage of it.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Damn, she lasted 30 years amazing:

LOL

Fuck you.

 

[neci]

Damn, she lasted 30 years amazing:

meow.

She started out as just a student. After I retired I started to give guitar lessons for something to do. She has a daddy thing and I admittedly took full advantage of it.

whatever floats your boat. just make sure to get those regular STD checks now that you're back in the game. you wouldn't want your dick to fall off.