i need some help, with french kissing..... please help me?

[azzkickr2k]

i have never frenched before, and would like some tips, my GF has never frenched before either, i have been a total virgin, but i would really like to marry her, and she is a total virgin to........ can anyone please help? like what to do or something like that?

 

[Melody_lane]

uh....

How old are you?

 

[azzkickr2k]

old enough

 

[Naked Hunny]

Doubt that one!!

 

[azzkickr2k]

whateva, look, can anyone help?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Look get the hint here sweetie if we think you are under 18, which is the legal age to be on here so Laurel doesnt get in trouble, we wont answer you damn questions!! Try a teen Board sweetie!!

 

[azzkickr2k]

look, i anit no damn teen. i just was afraid to date till recently, and i need help, so help.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sorry im not the helper around here lately it seems as if im the gatekeeper!! Sorry cant help ya!!

 

[azzkickr2k]

so i take it uve never frenched before?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hun you are on a sex site of course i have frenched before you name it ive done it im just not one to talk about it!! IF i never frenched before that means i most likely never had sex before so where did my lil snickerdoodle come from oh wait i always did tell my mom it was immaculate conception

 

[azzkickr2k]

then help, how hard can it be to type stuff to help me, u been bashing me all night, and this is prob the only post i will ever make here, so all im asking for is help

 

[Naked Hunny]

NO NO i was not bashing!! This is bashing!!

You are nothing but a horny little teenager who doesnt know how to get your damn groove on!! Dont expect us, ADULTS, to tell you how to do it because then we would have another baby in which we would have to support because you would want to finish highschool and have the state pay to take care of your baby!! Graduate, get a job, get married, get laid!! get it got it good!!

That is bashing!!

 

[azzkickr2k]

still anit helping any. and i have finished high school, and i anit a teenager for the last time. u gonna help? or u gonna be an ignorant hoe?

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok heres my advice you insipid lil cocksucking teenager with a tiny dick that couldnt please your girlfriend worth a shit!!

Its called go with the flow!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

she aint no hoe you preteen wannabe

 

[azzkickr2k]

ooooo attitude..... lmao, good try, please try to be meaner if u try to flame me. lol, good try though, gots to give u a congrats for that. took u long enough to reply though. teenager again? geez, are u obsesed with that word? u been hitting on teenagers or something?
lol, bob, gots to give u props for trying to flame me, lol

o, and BTW: still dont help.

 

[Naked Hunny]

no sorry i dont need teenagers i have my sweetie and ya know what at least he knows what the hell he is doing i bet 10 dollars your gf isnt as innocent as she seems and shes fuckin some guy behind your back!! Of course it could be a girl!!

 

[azzkickr2k]

u already lost the bet, shes still a virgin in all ways. and i know 1st hand,thank u. and everything, add to the fact im the only BF shes ever had. and u used teenagers again? u must have a fetish with em, lol

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh yea funny hehe umm NOT!! doesnt mean she has never had a girlfriend sweetheart!! And yes i keep referring to teenagers why because you are one!! At least in mentality if not physically

 

[Bobtoad777]

French Kissing 101

Step 1. find a french girl
step 2. Kiss french girl

congradulations you have suceeded

 

[azzkickr2k]

she is straight, not gay or bi u dumb whore.and im not a teenager in any way, thank u.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH im a whore now huh why because i can get laid and you cant?? why the hell dont you talk to your girlfriend about kissing and sex and such i mean she is probably just as confused and scared as you are so talk to her!! That is the best advice anyone can give on any sexually related question why because communication is everything!! Now if you dont mind im gonna go communicate with Mr. Toad!!

 

[skitch]

c'mon now

c'mon now....i think we all went a little too far with the teenager thing...after all, he did say he wasn't a teenager and from what all has been said...i believe him

my vote goes for pre teen

(he's never kissed a girl, she's never had a boyfriend before....deductive reasoning i guess)

 

[poohlive]

I was actually going on this post for some advice, hurts my heart to see everyone fighting. Come on now, love another, friends and neighbor's.
Look, Azkicker, or whatever. Why don't you just ask your friends, they would be more than happy to help. I would rather ask my friends than post it on a sex website.
Although all of my friends are on the sex website, that still doesn't mean I don't have any friends, it's just that none of them are actually... real, is all.
you want advize on french kissing, you take the girl in your arms, kiss her on the mouth, insert tongue, and then lick her teeth clean, remember to use plenty of mouthwash, I know from experience.
One more thing, if she had braces, beware, your tongue can be caught in them, that happened to my brother once, he had to go to the hospital, it was hilarious...
Ohh, i mean it was a terrible accident
LMAO I couldn't stop laughing, neither could the doctors
Of course I have a restraining order on me now, but it was worth it. I loved kissing her...
wait, no i mean my brother loved kissing her, yeah thats it.
Remember, I am rooting for you, we are all in this together. Keep your stick on the ice (Red Green, love that show)

 

[Never]

I've never been kissed.
I've never had a boyfriend.
Does this make me a preteen?
Think about it..

Please don't feel offended azzkickr. Welcome to the site, as long as you're of age we're happy to have you. While I'm no expert on French Kissing it's easy enough. Do the regular kissing bit and open your mouth slightly, let your tongue run along her lips and if she wants to she'll open her mouth. Once you're in take it slowly, don't try to lick her tonsils or suck them out - the idea is not to try and see if you can gag her with your tongue.

Good lick..er, luck.