I need some advice

[Cheffie Stalker]

Well, there's this guy that I really like. He's sveet and wonderful and smart and great and sexy and fabulous and wonderful and sveet and I really, really like him.

The thing is that he's got this thing for these two chickens. They serenade him all the time and they have this little dance number that they do.

I can't sing very well, though I'm really good at writing poetry. I can't dance either because whenever I get near him I can't breathe very good, let alone dance.

What should I do? I want him to like me.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

But they're really sweet chickens.

He rescued them from Gonzo who is really weird.

 

[red_rose]

Dress up like a chicken and bring him some pie.

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

Well, there's the problem with the restraining order thing. I have to stay more than 100 feet away.

 

[daniella469]

Can you Cluck??

Get naked and start clucking!! If all else fails..bobbing your head like a chicken might get his attention

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

I might try that. I'll run it past the full size cutout of him that I have in my closet. See if he's impressed first.