flawed_ethics
Professional Dufus
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- Jul 14, 2001
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WARNING: The following is a rant from a guy that has nothing better to do... 
Ok, I feel I've bottled myself up so long that if I don't release within the week, I will explode. Yes, I will literally explode. My brain will achieve critical mass of scattered energy, much like uranium, that it will start an uncontrolable chain reaction that will result in steam flying out of my ears momentarily before my head implodes - climaxing in a pressure-built fury of radially scattering bits.
I NEED TO GET LAID!!!
I have no problems being a virgin. It's more or less a part of my lifestyle. When I meet people and they are surprised to hear that, it sorta builds my ego. 'Kinda nice really...
But I haven't gotten off since the last Wednesday in May. THAT WAS OVER FIVE MONTHS AGO!!! Writing my first story here (see profile) was a good release, since I was able to focus my energies to get it out. With those same energies building up, I've taken to writing again. Alas! Writer's block has proven an worthy foe, as I've been halfway through for over a month now, slowly trekking my way across to completion.
Meanwhile, that sexual energy buildup continues. It wouldn't be a problem, except I recently learned my ability to concentrate has gone out the window. Nothing. Nada. No focus what so ever. It's clouding my creative vision. When I look over some of my small works, I think they're bursting with creativity, when I really know they're riddled with errors. I can feel my brain-cells dying as my head continues to cloud itself over sex.
What's worse, I'm a guy that likes little things in life, one of them being running gags. For example, I've never bought a CD for myself - my collection consists of gifts (alas, a small collection, but oh well. I play 'em on my computer anyway, not on some elaborate home-stereo system). So that I've gone 5+ months, for me, is impressive. I wanna see how far I can run with it. I'm sure it's trite compared to other's celebate streaks.
But still - AHHH!
Suggetions? No, beating it off isn't one - I've vaugely explained it above. Cold showers do nothing. How can I acheive some form of release that won't get me arrested?
And why am I asking people on a place called Literotica?! BWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Man this is long...
Thanks, this lil' rant will tide me over for the night... Thank you for your time.
Ok, I feel I've bottled myself up so long that if I don't release within the week, I will explode. Yes, I will literally explode. My brain will achieve critical mass of scattered energy, much like uranium, that it will start an uncontrolable chain reaction that will result in steam flying out of my ears momentarily before my head implodes - climaxing in a pressure-built fury of radially scattering bits.
I NEED TO GET LAID!!!
I have no problems being a virgin. It's more or less a part of my lifestyle. When I meet people and they are surprised to hear that, it sorta builds my ego. 'Kinda nice really...
But I haven't gotten off since the last Wednesday in May. THAT WAS OVER FIVE MONTHS AGO!!! Writing my first story here (see profile) was a good release, since I was able to focus my energies to get it out. With those same energies building up, I've taken to writing again. Alas! Writer's block has proven an worthy foe, as I've been halfway through for over a month now, slowly trekking my way across to completion.
Meanwhile, that sexual energy buildup continues. It wouldn't be a problem, except I recently learned my ability to concentrate has gone out the window. Nothing. Nada. No focus what so ever. It's clouding my creative vision. When I look over some of my small works, I think they're bursting with creativity, when I really know they're riddled with errors. I can feel my brain-cells dying as my head continues to cloud itself over sex.
What's worse, I'm a guy that likes little things in life, one of them being running gags. For example, I've never bought a CD for myself - my collection consists of gifts (alas, a small collection, but oh well.
I play 'em on my computer anyway, not on some elaborate home-stereo system). So that I've gone 5+ months, for me, is impressive. I wanna see how far I can run with it. I'm sure it's trite compared to other's celebate streaks.But still - AHHH!
Suggetions? No, beating it off isn't one - I've vaugely explained it above. Cold showers do nothing. How can I acheive some form of release that won't get me arrested?
And why am I asking people on a place called Literotica?! BWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Man this is long...
Thanks, this lil' rant will tide me over for the night... Thank you for your time.
