I need me a real man

[MsSmoothG]

Since this dumb motherfucjer decides he gone post in public he would fuck 9 out 10 women in the street no matter what ive decided to find me a good man. I need a real man the kind who have a job and respect and knows a woman more then just a peace of ass and defanatley not some man who think women gone worship him when he dont do nothing worth it. HMU if you want to talk

It take a real man to satisfy me

 

[Garnate]

So much laughing......FUCK!

Bitch you should pm me. I feel like you could really use a friend during this difficult time.

 

[islandman]

HMU...hug my uterus?

 

[islandman]

Hold my umbrella?

 

[AllyRose]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/908/547/1d7.jpeg

 

[Paendragon]

Hold my umbrella?

Hammer my uvula.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

handle my unguents.

 

[MsSmoothG]

The fuck you dont know HMU mean? Hit me up.

 

[AllyRose]

When we do, will you enlighten us as to what HMU stands for?

 

[islandman]

Ah, a woman who is into BDSM.

Nice.

 

[Garnate]

Handle me uncuffed.

I knew it.

 

[MsSmoothG]

Ah, a woman who is into BDSM.

Nice.

I had to
Google this. Its whips and chains shit. I think I maybe coukd dig it.

 

[islandman]

I had to
Google this. Its whips and chains shit. I think I maybe coukd dig it.

Digging is BDSGM, wherein the 'G' stands for "Gardening".

 

[MsSmoothG]

Digging is BDSGM, wherein the 'G' stands for "Gardening".

I aint ever had a garden do people do sex stuff with a garden tho?

 

[islandman]

I aint ever had a garden do people do sex stuff with a garden tho?

You gotta use a garden, ho.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Since this dumb motherfucjer decides he gone post in public he would fuck 9 out 10 women in the street no matter what ive decided to find me a good man. I need a real man the kind who have a job and respect and knows a woman more then just a peace of ass and defanatley not some man who think women gone worship him when he dont do nothing worth it. HMU if you want to talk

It take a real man to satisfy me

This is a lie. I will fuck 10 out of 10.

 

[imalickin]

Too bad you're looking in all the wrong places.