I need an online lover

[freakygirl]

If you are interested.. PM me















only serious inquiries need to apply

 

[SimGuy]

If you are interested.. PM me

only serious inquiries need to apply

Bet I can swing and MISS on this one tooo!!

 

[Nora]

*sigh*

Ok, but if you get a cyber-squeeze do I gotta stalk him/her, too?

 

[marksgirl]

What's the address?

Oh does that mean I have to be a guy to be your lover?

 

[Private Vasquez]

You babies are all alike.

 

[Ice Cold]

I'll take a lover period... I think I remember what they were like?

 

[Saint Peter]

Freakygurl: please empty your mailbox.

 

[lickerish]

My PM's are full..

What does the position entail? I've never done online before

 

[SimGuy]

I'll take a lover period... I think I remember what they were like?

I found a very horny period (.) <- That's it!!

The rest is up to you to bring out the lover in it!!

 

[freakygirl]

I have 8 dozen cookies to bake by 11 am tomorrow morning.

This is not getting them done. Someone tell me to get offline and get them done.

My body hurts from spending the day with my kids at the water/amusement park.

My feet are cold and I'm to lazy to go find socks to put on.

I need a maid.

Nora, no.. you only need to stalk me.

Simguy.. I'm pretty desperate. PM me your application and I'll get back to you in a little while on my decision.

Marksgirl... you want my home address? Do I look that stupid? Giving out my home addy to a total stranger? how about if I just give you my phone number and you use online sources to find my address

SaintPeter... my box is empty. No one ever PM's me.. I'm lame like that.

Lickerish.. when are you coming to pick up your damn shirt? I've sniffed all of your scent out of it Next time leave panties please.

Ice cold.. I have a real lover. You want him? I'm done with him.

Private Vasquez.. I have no comeback.. I think I'm tired.

 

[Nora]

What kinda cookies?

 

[ub6ibfine]

I p.m'd you...

 

[freakygirl]

one reply?


I'm seriously lame.

Ok.. off to cook those damn cookies.

Might be back later.

 

[SimGuy]

I have 8 dozen cookies to bake by 11 am tomorrow morning.

This is not getting them done. Someone tell me to get offline and get them done.


Private Vasquez.. I have no comeback.. I think I'm tired.

Looks like PV WINS - - - by attrition!!!

Now go help with those cookies.


I thought an online lover was gonna be a lot different from this.

Cookies, huh???

 

[freakygirl]

What kinda cookies?

chocolate chip..

I cheated.. I bought the Toll house ones you just tear apart and back.

God I'm lame. Can't even make cookies right.

 

[Ice Cold]

I found a very horny period (.) <- That's it!!

The rest is up to you to bring out the lover in it!!

Oh yeah!!! That's what it looked like. I wondered where I lost the damn thing.
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Ice cold.. I have a real lover. You want him? I'm done with him.

Will he make me eggs in the morning and sing me broadway show tunes? I mean it is bad enough he is a man, but if he cant cook or sing for me, I have no use for him either.

 

[SimGuy]

Cookies by 11AM!!!

Make them with breakfast!!


Why do now what you can put off until later??

 

[Nora]

I have no sympathy for slice and bake, my beloved Stalkee.

Maida Heatter's chocolate chip cookie recipe's the only way to go.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nora knows her cookies.

 

[SimGuy]

Will he make me eggs in the morning and sing me broadway show tunes? I mean it is bad enough he is a man, but if he cant cook or sing for me, I have no use for him either.

"And the Wind they call MOOOORIAH"


Thought that song would go well with IceCold - while cooking an oatmeal breakfast - with raisins and cinnamon!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh, and those caramel pecan bar thingies that Maida made....woo wee!!!

IIIII am the chaaampion!
IIIII am the chaaampion!

 

[lickerish]

Ok baby.. so sit down in your easy chair and let me rub your shoulders for you.. then let me rub your feet. Do you want something to drink? I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make your cookies for you.. and after that, I'll vaccuum, dust, do the dishes and 3 piles of laundry for you.

I'm thinking I'm gonna have to come up for a weekend after school starts.. I've got too much crap going on right now.

Did ya check under the winnie the pooh bed, I may have left some panties there. Oops, my bad.. I didn't wear any

 

[ChefChip]

the Chef wieghs in on the cookies

I t can't take that long, she's going to be back and I call dibbs. haha

 

[Nora]

Oh, and those caramel pecan bar thingies that Maida made....woo wee!!!

IIIII am the chaaampion!
IIIII am the chaaampion!

I haven't made those, but her marshmallow frosting goes on every cake I bake. Well, sometimes I make it mocha marshmallow...

I'm gonna have to look up that recipe now, PV. Hubby loves pecans.

 

[SimGuy]

the Chef wieghs in on the cookies

I t can't take that long, she's going to be back and I call dibbs. haha

Get'em While They're HOT!!





The Cookies, silly!!