I need a Swing Escort in So. Cal,

HandsomeHunk

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Hey there......now I have been a faithful follower of cmn2xtc here for a long time....I love her emails and pics...shes a wonderful lady. Just recently she sent out a broadcast email telling all of her "Faithfulls" that she and her husband where going to a swing club called "Freedom Acres" [Web site edited out.] which is located in the San Bernardino, CA. area. So I looked up the web site and read all about the place and was indeed intriqued.....only one problem....THEY DON'T LET SINGLE UN-ESCORTED MEN INTO THE PLACE. cumn2xtc will be there Feb 2........Oh how I wish I could be there to meet her.

I would love to go there......but I need the help of an understanding lady. I'm no kook, I'm good looking, over 6 feet tall. We don't have to have sex with each other (but that could be an option). I would be willing to pay for the club entrance fee and your hotel room (It seems there is limo service from the hotels to the club).....your part would simply be as my escort.

So, there it is! If you might be interested, live in So. Cal....would like a fun and sexual adventure email me.....thank you.
 
Bummed out

I am so bummmed out....47 people read my plea for an female escort to one of the hottest swing clubs in Southern California and not a single reply....at least someone could have said....Yea! go for it! And I am a good looking guy......I need some cheese with this whine.
 
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Handsome Hunk:

I guess there is something for the idea of being upfromnt with why you want a date. Several things wrong with your approach:

1. Swinging is about caring and sharing. A one-time date to a swing club, who does not intend to swing and with whom you have no longterm intentions make it easy for all else who are there to know that you are not about sharing. And what do you intend to do with her while you are trying to score with all the attached ladies ther? Or even the single ladies who are usually looking to score with bi-wives or girlfriends and their partners?

2. If you do find someone willing to go, you could easily be identified as someone who does not care for his partner. First swing party my girlfriend and I went to, she was partying with another lady and having a good time when the other lady asked for her husband. I got him and he immediately began paying more attention to my girl than to his wife. Pissed me off and we have never played with them again because of his attitude. GF likes the lady and asked why I did not want o play with them. I told her it was not the size of the lady, very BBW, but the attitude of her husband. Still have not and will not play with them.

3. Swing clubs are not a "fuck fest" for all to play at. Some kinfd of relationship is established and then couples, usually, go off and play together. Or they will put on a show for everybody. Sometimes the viewers join in but NO MEANS NO. Ain't no guarantee you are going to get laid.

4. Your description of your self as "six feet tall and therefore handsome" is way off the mark. I know many 6' tall who are uglier than hell. Takes a lot more than height and cock size to attract a lot of women.

5. Finding a lady who is accepting of swinging is not easy. Can't really tell you where to look because you never know. I found mine by accident on this site. You say you have found a swinging couple here. You might waant to ask if they oculd introduce you to some swinging single ladies. But be warned: they ain't all gonna peel off and spread 'em just because you are 6' tall or even handsome, or hung klike the proverbial mule.

so, kwitchyurbitching and have some patience.

Igorovich
 
That's why most groups of swingers say: NO single men.

Yet, the single men don't understand this and feel "cheated" they're not accepted. :rolleyes:
 
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