I need a rubdown

[J.B.]

I slept on the floor and now my back hates me.





MORNING!

 

[BgMma]

I HAVE OIL!!!!

 

[J.B.]

MY hero!

 

[BgMma]

I am an excellent back masseur.

 

[J.B.]

*sigh*
I'm in pain Mma and not even the good kind.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I posted me needs first.

Until they are met, wait your friggin turn....

 

[J.B.]

no! I'm in pain you're just horny.

 

[BgMma]

YEAH! Hush up, Buttercup. JB needs me!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yes but I am painfully horny.

Have not had sex in two days, grrrrrrrrr

 

[BgMma]

yes but I am painfully horny.

Have not had sex in two days, grrrrrrrrr

Well, I would be willing to help you, but you really need a shave first.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Well, I would be willing to help you, but you really need a shave first.

sigh, I guess it will be up to www.hometowngirls.com and their webcam service....

 

[J.B.]

so nice of them to volunteer their time for the needy.

 

[BgMma]

sigh, I guess it will be up to www.hometowngirls.com and their webcam service....

*giggle*

THAT is as good as you can get?

Skanks!!


Now, come here, JB.......relax.......Let my hands soothe you.......

 

[brokenbrainwave]

eh, I've got a cat and a can of salmon. Her rough tongue sends chills to my toes.....

 

[BgMma]

eh, I've got a cat and a can of salmon. Her rough tongue sends chills to my toes.....

Eeewwwwww.........damn, dude

 

[J.B.]

Nasty!

How am I supposed to relax and get and slick with oil them massaged if you tell me about your sexual escapades? Too traumatizing man!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Heh.

Notice how I am playing of other threads today?

I am good, no, make that great....

 

[JerseyBoy]

I slept on the floor and now my back hates me.

hey girl

why are you sleeping on the floor?

 

[BgMma]

LMAO!!

 

[J.B.]

Re: Heh.

Notice how I am playing of other threads today?

I am good, no, make that great....

my hero

 

[J.B.]

Re: Re: I need a rubdown

hey girl

why are you sleeping on the floor?

went out of town to a friends house for the weekend and camped out on the floor. the place was packed.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Re: Re: Re: I need a rubdown

went out of town to a friends house for the weekend and camped out on the floor. the place was packed.

bodies, bodies everywhere...and somehow you forgot to have sex?

shame shame

 

[J.B.]

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
she's like my sister man. Well her sexy cousin was there, but I'm not in to the recent divorcée types. And his 4 year old sleeping right next to him would've killed the mood at one point or another.

 

[BgMma]

Wow......from a rubdown to girly lovin. Who would've thought?

 

[J.B.]

no luvin' Mma that's part of the problem too.